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RobFish
01-24-2013, 02:11 AM
Eat all your Wheaties.
So you can eat one of these.
Pass the soy sauce please.

MattRabasco
01-24-2013, 02:34 AM
Nice job Rob
What a fat slob
A great tail
For the pail

jorluivil
01-24-2013, 03:22 AM
Classic pic!!!!

I was wondering when you were going to post it.

TheBentRod
01-24-2013, 05:09 AM
Nice! Congrats on a quality fish.

TJones
01-24-2013, 05:10 AM
What, forty something ? Congrats

dmrides
01-24-2013, 05:52 AM
I see sickness! But the conditions tell me you did not experience any. Nice fish, what a pig! Classic photo.

blitzburgh
01-24-2013, 05:53 AM
I swear the mouth on that thing looks like it's smiling lol! Nice feeeesh!

driftwood
01-24-2013, 06:13 AM
You take better pictures with your hat off Roby. Thats a grande pescado!:cheers1: HAHEEEEEEEY!

wade
01-24-2013, 06:31 AM
I swear the mouth on that thing looks like it's smiling lol! Nice feeeesh!



He is smiling. :D
Smiling that one of the Crown Jewels more deserving tupperware consultants harvested such a quality Mossback.:yt:
Couldn't have been earned by a nicer guy.
Congratulations Rob! That there is King Quality.
It's all downhill now! Keep on searchin' anyhow..:reel: :doh:

StinkyMatt
01-24-2013, 07:24 AM
That post is from two years ago in Ventura!


Nice try Rob.......:D









Keep on working at it, you will get one someday...:rolleyes:


















Seriously, what a pig! :cheers1:

ful-rac
01-24-2013, 07:59 AM
Nice fish rob! Your not hold'n it right! :cheers1::p

Zfish03
01-24-2013, 08:13 AM
What a beast! WTG Rob!

Deamon
01-24-2013, 08:25 AM
beautiful fish...beautiful conditions...beautiful photo...just all round beautiful!

JarrodMc
01-24-2013, 09:01 AM
happy fish! :D nice catch

taggermike
01-24-2013, 09:37 AM
Great fish and great expression. I'll see your Haiku and raise you a limerick.

There once was a man who fished La Jolla
that caught a yellow tail so big it could destroy ya.
It towed his kayak so fast
he was a blur as he passed.
Was it yoyo iron or in a boil-a?

Limericks are tough with out mentioning the town of nantucket.

Mike

Cbad Mike
01-24-2013, 01:37 PM
THAT my friend is why they call you the President!!!
Enjoy a well deserved lollipop on me.

Mike

finyak
01-24-2013, 03:18 PM
That post is from two years ago in Ventura!


Nice try Rob.......:D









Keep on working at it, you will get one someday...:rolleyes:


















Seriously, what a pig! :cheers1:


Damn rethreads!!:mad:

Cbad Mike
01-24-2013, 04:14 PM
Great fish and great expression. I'll see your Haiku and raise you a limerick.

There once was a man who fished La Jolla
that caught a yellow tail so big it could destroy ya.
It towed his kayak so fast
he was a blur as he passed.
Was it yoyo iron or in a boil-a?

Limericks are tough with out mentioning the town of nantucket.

Mike

Never has he kayaked Nantucket
To a timely post he goes "f#ck it"
He always leaves the sand
with lollipops in hand
Rob gives one for each fish,
then says "suck it".

:D

God, I really need to get a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RobFish
01-24-2013, 04:47 PM
First off the positive...
Cbad Mike, you have found your new calling. Love the poetry dude!
Oh, and ain't retirement great?

Now to the haters that need to buy a calendar...
That's a Hobie PA12, released just 7 months ago.
Also, if this was from 2 years ago, look at my BWE born-on-date, and follow Cbad's advice...Suck it. :)

Really though, if you were there, you know when/where/how. 4 days on the water last week provided me with great memories, some treats for my belly, and motivation to make it 5 days this week.

I love you all. Honest. The BWE family is one of the greatest things I know.
Hope you enjoyed the pic.

Cbad Mike
01-24-2013, 05:30 PM
First off the positive...
Cbad Mike, you have found your new calling. Love the poetry dude!
Oh, and ain't retirement great?

Now to the haters that need to buy a calendar...
That's a Hobie PA12, released just 7 months ago.
Also, if this was from 2 years ago, look at my BWE born-on-date, and follow Cbad's advice...Suck it. :)


LOL!!!!!!!!! Glad you liked.

Only four words for the haters.... CHECK OUT THE HAT :the_finger:

finyak
01-24-2013, 05:41 PM
Damn it!! Last time I read a unemployed moonshiner gangsters thread:D.

driftwood
01-24-2013, 05:51 PM
First off the positive...
Cbad Mike, you have found your new calling. Love the poetry dude!
Oh, and ain't retirement great?

Now to the haters that need to buy a calendar...
That's a Hobie PA12, released just 7 months ago.
Also, if this was from 2 years ago, look at my BWE born-on-date, and follow Cbad's advice...Suck it. :)

Really though, if you were there, you know when/where/how. 4 days on the water last week provided me with great memories, some treats for my belly, and motivation to make it 5 days this week.

I love you all. Honest. The BWE family is one of the greatest things I know.
Hope you enjoyed the pic.

Roby, Im definitely a hater. i saw you hook that monster right if front me on thursday. I hate when that happens! :boxing_smiley: (Gabe)

StinkyMatt
01-24-2013, 06:57 PM
If you look at the shadows and the cloud reflection on the water you can easily see the photo was taken in central California somewhere in July.

Based on the color of the fish and the swell I call it a nice 18 pounder.



Quit reposting and enlarging old photos.:rolleyes:




Some people......

RobFish
01-24-2013, 07:10 PM
Matt,
Dude, you're good. Really solid guess. Ever thought of trying out for Jeopardy?
Actually, you can tell by the bird in the distance. That there is the elusive dodo.
It's a rehashed image from 1903. Location is near Boston in December.
I've submitted the picture to Ballast Point as a replacement for their Pale Ale.
Some people indeed. :)
It'll be good to see you on Sunday.

Drake
01-24-2013, 11:12 PM
He can't even give his VP some photo credit... :(

I can not think of anyone more deserving of that fish than you buddy. Way the get it done

:you_rock:

Drake
01-24-2013, 11:22 PM
There once was a fish named Charlie,
Who thought his breakfast would be pretty gnarly,
He munched on a squid,
and then what he did,
Was fill the bellies of Rob and his party,
The night went on long,
and the fish was all gone,
So we peddled out to find his friend Marty.

GregAndrew
01-25-2013, 05:37 AM
Beautiful fish Rob.

RobFish
01-25-2013, 05:59 AM
Neilio/Drakowitz/the greatest VP a Pres. could ever ask for,

Who else would've taken the picture? Of course it was you.
Let it be known to all, that not only can Drake hoop up lobsters like no other person I know and bring fish to the party, he has documented most of the adventures that we've encountered and brought them to your computer so that we can all share in the greatness that is time on the water with friends. If pictures are worth a thousand words, then video with audio is even that much better. For that I appreciate your efforts, respect your ability behind the lens, and am grateful for your friendship. More good times ahead amigo.

ps...I'm just glad that he didn't snap the one of me almost going in the drink taking those recent pictures. Closest I've ever come to getting salted.

pps...nice rhyme as well. The best ones come after a homebrew or two! :)

ashmoz
01-25-2013, 04:02 PM
Holy shit, dood! Niceee! :cheers1:

Drake
01-25-2013, 09:14 PM
Neilio/Drakowitz/the greatest VP a Pres. could ever ask for,

Who else would've taken the picture? Of course it was you.
Let it be known to all, that not only can Drake hoop up lobsters like no other person I know and bring fish to the party, he has documented most of the adventures that we've encountered and brought them to your computer so that we can all share in the greatness that is time on the water with friends. If pictures are worth a thousand words, then video with audio is even that much better. For that I appreciate your efforts, respect your ability behind the lens, and am grateful for your friendship. More good times ahead amigo.

ps...I'm just glad that he didn't snap the one of me almost going in the drink taking those recent pictures. Closest I've ever come to getting salted.

pps...nice rhyme as well. The best ones come after a homebrew or two! :)

I feel like it just got real on Oprah, love you too buddy :cheers1: