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THE DARKHORSE
04-09-2013, 11:08 AM
This day (Friday) started out just like any other in the life of Mr. Mom; in this case your's truly. I have a one hundred and forty pound, female, Bull Mastiff (kimora) and a male Boxer (Hudson). They rambunctiously bounce around doing as they please---knowing full well that I'd protect them with my life. You can take my woman, but don't even think about touching my dogs! The boxer is a high energy breed and the Mastiff is a permanent puppy, too. While the Mastiff isn't high energy by nature, as they say, 'a tired dog is a happy dog'. After sweeping the wood floors, doing dishes, pulling the weeds and putting those last checks on the honey-do list I decided to take the kids for a hike. Besides, how else am I going to resurrect those six-pack abs?
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An hour of playing up the Mountain down the Mountain ensues; and they're clearly done. They absolutely love it. Besides, this is the last check on my list before it's time to get down to business. I can focus 100% on whatever I decide to do from this point forward. It's all about being able to focus. Without the feelings of guilt and the thought of those sad puppy-dog eyes---those damn eyes!

On the way home I'm considering my options: Should I take out that fresh new JS quad for a surf? Hit San Diego Bay? Maybe load up on rock-fish for Taco Tuesday? As far as surfing goes I'm a little on the spoiled side---like most California Mr. Moms. Not to mention the surf was expected to build the next couple days. No one wanted to join for the polluted Halibut adventure in the big-Bay; so scratch that idea. That place is dangerous as all hell without someone to watch your back!

The decision was made by the time I pull into the driveway. One more check of the camera on the beach and I decide to bring minimal gear. There's solid surf at the launch, but it's more than doable with some timing. As I arrive on the grounds I take a good, long look around, and plan my attack. The miles of empty kelp are all too appealing. I have that feeling in my gut and decide to follow it. I forgo the idea of endless taps from bait-sized fish and decide to feed the village in one fail swoop.
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Turned out to be a wise choice. The dogs were asleep the whole time I was gone. I made it home just in time for a quick shower after stuffing eighty pounds of ice in the cooler. I was dressed and ready for the Slightly Stoopid show ( at Winstons in Ocean Beach), just as the 'ol lady arrives. A quick glance over the house followed by: "looks good did you manage to get everything done?". I replied with my stock-standard, "of course and I managed to sneak in a hike"---all the while she never knew I left!
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Here's hoping you make the most out of your next big adventure. How much other crap you can successfully cram into your day is up to you.

Lipripper92592
04-09-2013, 11:27 AM
Nice haul! There's bonus points for finishing the honey-do's and ripping a solid WSB.

driftwood
04-09-2013, 12:26 PM
Not exactly a mastiff but loves fish just as much (Look at her smile) Don't let the size fool you, she can flat out hike! Nice post Mr. DARKHORSE...


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And yes, This dog can hut!!

erinoo
04-09-2013, 12:48 PM
Nice fatty...:notworthy:

TJones
04-09-2013, 12:54 PM
:iagree: . bottle of wine . classic .

THE DARKHORSE
04-09-2013, 01:08 PM
Not exactly a mastiff but loves fish just as much (Look at her smile) Don't let the size fool you, she can flat out hike! Nice post Mr. DARKHORSE...


8870

And yes, This dog can hunt!!



Your dog's smile is priceless, too. Funny stuff. I had some friends bring over that same bottle of wine before for for a laugh. The Marine Room restaurant (right next door to the La Jolla Shore launch) has signed on board as well, with The Darkhorse martini! :sifone:

Old Man in the Sea
04-09-2013, 01:20 PM
Way to go Josh!!!:wsb:

Deamon
04-09-2013, 01:55 PM
Still on the to-do list: Clean P.A....or was that intentional? Nothing better than seeing some loose scales of a catch in the yak or garage. Great job...again. Jim

JeffB
04-09-2013, 02:57 PM
That thing is a big!

ratdog
04-09-2013, 03:21 PM
As always.... very impressive.

Necron 99
04-09-2013, 03:42 PM
Beautiful.

driftwood
04-09-2013, 04:36 PM
Got to take my wife to the marine room and try that Dark Horse martinti someday. Its made with my favorite Whiskey! (Makers mark)



Available through Labor Day, the new Summer Cocktail menu includes:


Pink Sunset with Absolut Raspberri Vodka, St. Germain, Aperol, and Champagne


Passion Fruit Coconut Margarita with 1800 Coconut Tequila, Triple Sec and Passion Fruit Puree


Lemon Blueberry Martini featuring Stoli Blueberi Vodka and Ketel One Citrus Vodka
 The Dark Horse with Makers Mark, Domaine de Canton, Ginger Beer, Mint, and Lime

Dannowar
04-09-2013, 04:40 PM
Efficient and exhausted. :cheers1:

roadx
04-09-2013, 04:55 PM
very nice!

silentsmell
04-09-2013, 05:18 PM
I'm new here, but you sir are pretty damn good at this.:luxhello:

tacklebox
04-09-2013, 05:39 PM
You can take my woman, but don't even think about touching my dogs!
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Pics? :D

"jjcawjj"
04-09-2013, 06:07 PM
Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:notworthy::notworthy::notworth y::notworthy: Your'e living MY dream!!!!:notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::notwort hy:

blitzburgh
04-09-2013, 06:08 PM
Phookin-A! :luxhello: :notworthy:

Hookedface
04-09-2013, 06:34 PM
Best report ever. I wish I could slide that past my wife but I live an hour from the beach. Nice catch :wsb:

dmrides
04-09-2013, 07:09 PM
Impressive. Dogs are pooped, wife is stoked, village is fed and you still time for a show? What a day!

By the way, I am digging your tailgate filet table.

dorado50
04-09-2013, 07:47 PM
Hog and Dogs...most excellent day for sure!

bellcon
04-09-2013, 08:08 PM
Great pic of the kids Josh, I know how much you love them
Nice fish too, it's been awhile since I have seen one of those:wsb:
:cheers1:

wait a sec
new hat, and a Los Angeles Times? are you branching out?

blackcloud9
04-09-2013, 08:18 PM
Nice WSB! :wsb:

StinkyMatt
04-09-2013, 08:29 PM
Black hats are sooooo last year.



Nice pig.:cheers1:

janines.fishtales@cox.net
04-10-2013, 06:58 AM
Man! Some of you guys make it look so easy. Problem is, I know it's not. Your skill level is dizzying! Beautiful fish. If I could have my choice of any fish from my kayak, it would be the :wsb:.:you_rock:

Janine

tagyak
04-10-2013, 07:37 AM
and after all THAT, you still have time to read the Sunday Paper, NICE! :D

j mo
04-10-2013, 07:53 AM
We both are named Josh...
We both have the same dogs....
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We both surf....



However I dont have any WSB now- so to align the stars you need to give me some of that!

carbonbass
04-10-2013, 08:10 AM
at least tell us what she bit josh :)

Drake
04-10-2013, 11:54 AM
at least tell us what she bit josh :)

A hook, duh !!

dpasinli
04-10-2013, 12:11 PM
Filthy!!! good on ya bro, that thing is rediculous,cheers.:cheers1:

FlyFishinYakr
04-10-2013, 03:00 PM
Very nice :wsb: Josh! You always make it look so effortless! :notworthy:
When did you hose off the yak? :D
btw: love the pups!
FFY.

steveooo
04-10-2013, 06:31 PM
Nice fish Josh :cheers1:

Oxbeast1210
04-10-2013, 08:15 PM
Josh I sent you an email

Thank you!

THE DARKHORSE
04-11-2013, 09:36 AM
at least tell us what she bit josh :)



Somehow I managed to leave that bit of information out. Since you're a nice guy, though, I'll offer this smidgen of insight.



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Sorry, couldn't resist. :biggrinjester:

Hypoxic1
04-11-2013, 12:04 PM
:cheers1:

spottie slayer
04-11-2013, 02:55 PM
slightly stoopid show and a big white in the same day. im mad jelly bro:reel:

Sully1
04-11-2013, 07:24 PM
I can't believe it! Cash starts flowing for Garetti? They got the title wrong, it should read: The Darkhorse 5 D's Desire, Dedication, Determination, Drive, and of course Dogs, and not to mention willpower. . . and the fruits ensue! You have been blessed with dogs and fish, epic score!

The Freediver
04-11-2013, 11:40 PM
Your creativity never fails to amaze me Josh. Probably part of the reason you are such a good fisherman. Outside the box or something like that. :rolleyes:

dos ballenas
04-12-2013, 11:05 AM
Nice fish Josh! I need to get out there!

You should post this up on www.spearboard.com (http://www.spearboard.com) too!!! ;)

IslanderFishing
04-12-2013, 04:20 PM
Seriously, another one? :you_rock: I definitely need to get out there with you again! Will call ya.

Mtobolsky
04-18-2013, 12:48 PM
Your creativity never fails to amaze me Josh. Probably part of the reason you are such a good fisherman. Outside the box or something like that. :rolleyes:

Creative, he stole that from a five hour energy commercial......:cheers1:

The Freediver
04-19-2013, 12:21 PM
Creative, he stole that from a five hour energy commercial......:cheers1:
I don't watch commercials. It's called DVR;)

momo fish
04-19-2013, 06:05 PM
Way to go..!!