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jorluivil
12-21-2013, 04:19 PM
I punched my neighbor in the face
He asked me if I was going canoeing tomorrow:mad:
Iceman
12-21-2013, 04:49 PM
don't forget your OARS!
ful-rac
12-21-2013, 05:11 PM
Did he do the canoeing motion with his arms?:D
rhyak
12-21-2013, 06:01 PM
I punched my neighbor in the face
He asked me if I was going canoeing tomorrow:mad:
What no invite!!!
Maybe I will see you out there I think I maybe a little nuts.
makobob
12-21-2013, 06:33 PM
So that's why you peddle a Hobie.
jorluivil
12-21-2013, 11:59 PM
Did he do the canoeing motion with his arms?:D
He Did, that's when I punched him.
Hunters Pa
12-22-2013, 06:55 AM
Shoulda said "No, I don't want to run into your family and their banjos"
Chuck D
12-22-2013, 08:37 AM
Jorge, I have always said that peaceful resolutions are what make us a civil people. I would have recommended that you explain to him, Canoeing is a paddle sport in which you kneel or sit facing forward in an open-decked canoe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canoe), and propel yourself with a single-bladed paddle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddle), under your own power. Kayaking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayaking) is a similar activity in a kayak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayak) which usually has a closed deck and is propelled with a double bladed paddle. In a kayak the paddler typically sits with legs extended forward. The hobie pedal system might blow ones mind when getting into the intricicacies of it all so I would leave this explanation out. I know you have a lot of inner anger my friend, but take it out on the fish and not the neighbor. Let you inner Zen out Jorge, ommmmm:cheers1:
WildernessWanker
12-22-2013, 08:50 AM
I would have reminded him that you already packed your fanny-pack including plenty of sunscreen and bubblegum lip balm.
tacmik
12-22-2013, 10:08 AM
I punched my neighbor in the face
He asked me if I was going canoeing tomorrow:mad:
I'm with you. Where I USED to work, they always called it canoeing. I got a new job.
StinkyMatt
12-22-2013, 03:37 PM
Well, at least you didn't try to LIE to him and tell him that you were going fishing..........
Fishing would imply that you had a chance of catching fish........:D
jorluivil
12-22-2013, 03:40 PM
Well, at least you didn't try to LIE to him and tell him that you were going fishing..........
Fishing would imply that you had a chance of catching fish........:D
Since we're on the subject, how did I end up with two fish?
StinkyMatt
12-22-2013, 03:43 PM
Six guys
All day
Two fish.
:eek:
Do we really even want to bring up today?
As far as I am concerned I went for a canoe paddle and lunch with some friends.
You went fishing?
kobra
12-22-2013, 06:19 PM
So did you go canoeing today? :rolleyes:
rhyak
12-22-2013, 07:05 PM
Since we're on the subject, how did I end up with two fish?
were you the guy that tried to launch at LJ this morning and we named Dunkin-Donuts.
:doh::doh::doh:
taggermike
12-24-2013, 12:20 PM
That's happened to me a few times. I had to just walk away. Mike
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