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Saba Slayer
12-25-2013, 09:41 AM
MERRY CHRISTMAS Yakers

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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS


Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Bay not a lobster was stirring not even a Ray.

The hoopnets were stacked on the deck with care, / in hopes that a limit soon would be there.

The crew were all rigging the nets with some leads / while visions of melted butter danced in their heads.

The crew in their slickers and I with a smoke, / had just dropped the nets for a good long soak.

When out on the water arose such a clatter / I sprang from the wheelhouse to see what was the matter.

Away to the deck I flew like a flash, / pulled the rope and the float, / up in a dash.

The moon on the crest of the waves did glow, / giving the look of mid-day to objects below.

When to my wondering eyes should appear, / but a couple of lobsters and a six pack of beer?

The rope came up so lively and quick, / I knew in a moment it must be a trick.

More rapid than Eagles the lobsters they came, / as the crew whistled and howled and called them by name.


More Buggies, more Spineys, more lobsters for all.

To the top of the gunnels, to the top of the wall, / pull away, pull away, pull away all.

So up to the wheelhouse the lobsters they flew, / with a boat full of bugs and some big crabs too.

And then in a twinkling I heard and I saw, / the prancing and pawing of each lobster claw.

As I drew in my hand and was turning around, / the next net had the biggest bug we had found.

She was easily eight pounds from her antenna to her tail, / and her shell was as big as a five gallon pail.

The crew spoke not a word but went straight to work, / and filled all the buckets then turned with a jerk.

And giving a nod, back to the slip we floated, / the boat as full as it could be loaded.

The crew shouted, we have what we need, / it’s time for us all, to do a good deed.

We released the eight pounder, / sent her right back where we’d found her,

But I heard her exclaim as she dove out of sight…
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!
Jim / Saba Slayer CHRISTMAS 2013

Fiskadoro
12-25-2013, 12:41 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS Yakers

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Damn!! I remember back in the day when I slipped at Redondo: I heard about this crazy guy who caught a white seabass on the edge of the canyon fishing a kayak. I'd only seen one kayak ever on the water and the next trip out on my skiff I saw some dude fishing the same area and went over to say hello.

People can talk all kinds of shit: who did what and when but I'll never forget that day and all the years we've known each other since then. Jim you're the consummate professional and I love you like a brother.

Merry Christmas and a lot of big bugs not to mention dinner plates sized crabs to you my old friend.:you_rock:

JeffB
12-25-2013, 01:04 PM
Cool jingle!

blitzburgh
12-26-2013, 07:32 AM
I hear you recite this on Let's Talk Hookup Jim - you're a natural! :cheers1:

ful-rac
12-26-2013, 07:52 AM
Oh I heard that one on Lets talk hookup as well...


Jim stick with hoop'n...your much better at that! :D