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Will B.
06-13-2007, 10:18 AM
Sung to the tune of
"I Walk The Line"
by Johnny Cash


Brad's Song

I keep a close eye on this pole of mine
I keep my zipper wide open all the time
I keep my end up for the guy thats fine
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

I am very very sleazy, that is true
I'd take a spottie over a yellowtail or two
Yes, I admit for a 4 lb 'butt I'd be a slut
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

As sure as whites are white and yellows are yellow
I'd rather catch that little feisty spotted fellow
Pound for pound he makes a tail seem made of jello
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

You got a nerve to kill your catch and ream the sea
You dont care for conservation or what will be
But me, I always return my catch most happily
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay

I keep a close watch on this pole of mine
I keep my zipper wide open all the time
I keep my end up for the guy thats fine
Because I'm queer, I like your rear

esdees
06-13-2007, 10:39 AM
I have to disagree with parts of that, but it's still funny.

madscientist
06-13-2007, 10:51 AM
Will, you are one weird guy.

Corey
06-13-2007, 11:00 AM
I have to disagree with parts of that, but it's still funny.


I agree.lol

Corey
06-13-2007, 11:00 AM
Will, you are one weird guy.

and I agree.:eek:

Dan
06-13-2007, 11:16 AM
But me, I always return my catch most happily
Because I'm gay, I fish the bay


taken a little outta context.... :D:D

http://www.bigwatersedge.com/bwevb/showthread.php?t=914

Drew
06-13-2007, 02:50 PM
Wait...Will's gay?

Huh. How bout that.

Hook 1
06-13-2007, 02:58 PM
Dam near made the Bud Light come out the snot box.
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
That's funny Will.

madscientist
06-13-2007, 02:59 PM
Wait...Will's gay?

Huh. How bout that.

I thought you guys had a radar for that.:D
I guess among bass fisherman it's "No need to ask, or tell".:aetsch:
Not that there's anything wrong with that, right Jimm?

katchfish
06-13-2007, 05:57 PM
Touche Danny Boy!:doh:

Now Brad will be askeered to fish the bay!:handkiss:

Ken

Johnp
06-13-2007, 08:01 PM
Is Brokeback Bay?:eek: