Do you Scuba?

[GregAndrew]

Need a diver in the La Jolla area for a salvage job. Depth is between 80 and 85 depending on the tide. Water visibility was for crap yesterday, but today was much better. I have spent the better part of 12 hours the last 2 Sundays and Mondays trying to snag the object of my affection with no luck. I have a good GPS mark on the spot and got the item on downrigger video drifting over the mark. Willing to make it worth your while if you can help me out.

[jorluivil]

What if we get a long water hose, tape is to Matt's mouth, strap about 10lbs of lead on him and send him down? Every so often we'll fart into the hose. He may not find your 'object' but it'll be funny as hell.

[momo fish]

Guessing you don't want to disclose what this item is?

[wiredantz]

What if we get a long water hose, tape is to Matt's mouth, strap about 10lbs of lead on him and send him down? Every so often we'll fart into the hose. He may not find your 'object' but it'll be funny as hell.

I can totally picture that, AND I THINK THIS IS BEST IDEA YOU HAVE EVER HAD> :cheers1:

[StinkyMatt]

It all depends on whether they are dry or wet farts.


Anything for the team!:D




Remember "Peggy" down in TJ?

[kobra]

It all depends on whether they are dry or wet farts.


Anything for the team!:D




Remember "Peggy" down in TJ?



Way to take one for the team Matt. And when you're down that deep, I don't think it would matter if they were wet or dry farts. :D You da man!!!

[makobob]

Hey guys, I thought SUPERMAN asked us for HELP. Que paso amigos?

[Deamon]

Dive down...find the asset Greg lost...move it to a more secure area...come up "empty" saying "nope, not there brotha, pay me in full please"...go back next day to retrieve...place valuable asset on Craigslist and double your money...send 10% to me for "idea" fee please. Gift cards acceptable. Jim

[Dannowar]

Bahahaha.

[wiredantz]

Dive down...find the asset Greg lost...move it to a more secure area...come up "empty" saying "nope, not there brotha, pay me in full please"...go back next day to retrieve...place valuable asset on Craigslist and double your money...send 10% to me for "idea" fee please. Gift cards acceptable. Jim

Just Wrong!

but brilliant

[CKallday71]

I have a customer that is a scuba instructor and I'll ask them when they're going to be in La Jolla next. PM me your phone number and I'll have them contact you.

[ful-rac]

The dogs were out scouring the beach for greg's lost "asset" and I believe it has been found.

Please come down to the beach to identify your lost item.




http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2013/10/dogondildoisland.jpg

[Bert Vega]

The dogs were out scouring the beach for greg's lost "asset" and I believe it has been found.

Please come down to the beach to identify your lost item.




http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2013/10/dogondildoisland.jpg

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrPatrick]

BONEFISH!!!!!!!!

[FISH11]

Awesome ! Tony Tony where do you find these things?

[Cbad Mike]

I hope he didn't find my wife. :doh:

[wiredantz]

So messed up

[wade]

Need a diver in the La Jolla area for a salvage job. Depth is between 80 and 85 depending on the tide. Water visibility was for crap yesterday, but today was much better. I have spent the better part of 12 hours the last 2 Sundays and Mondays trying to snag the object of my affection with no luck. I have a good GPS mark on the spot and got the item on downrigger video drifting over the mark. Willing to make it worth your while if you can help me out.

Did you loose another Yellowtail, Greg?
Better hurry, those:lobster: will pick it clean by sunrise..:p

Lets get a Leo paddle out and all go scraping the bottom while over waypoint?..:jig::grouphug:



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[bubblehide]

Greg, I'm not in the area of the Jewel, but if you can't find anyone local, I'd be willing to help out; but no garden hoses.

[senorfish]

Greg, I sent you pm. I can help you out.


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[octico]

If there is MerMan involved I am out ....

[octico]

The dogs were out scouring the beach for greg's lost "asset" and I believe it has been found.

Please come down to the beach to identify your lost item.




http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2013/10/dogondildoisland.jpg

Oh Shiat .... i almost pooped my shorts laughing so hard. Wife is WAS sound asleep... till now.

[GregAndrew]

Thanks guys. Neil has come through for me with a buddy of his that is a Navy diver. I am going to try to video it all. I will post up the results when we are done.