JoeKnowsFishing!

[JoeKnowsFishing]

Hola mis amigos, mi nombre es Joe y yo sé la pesca
me encantarÃXa conocer a algunos de ustedes en las aguas abiertas a veces para pescar peces grandes en el agua del océano Tal vez podamos empezar un pequeño torneo y pescado para los peces trofeo como grandes plántulas y golpes


aplausos, vea a su alrededor
:Angel_anim:

[YakDout]

No comprendes


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[JoeKnowsFishing]

¿qué necesito para entender Lo siento si he venido fuera mal. Inglés i no parecen ser muy bueno, mi primera lengua española.

[chxh8me]

Forum speak here only Yakjoe speak.

[blitzburgh]

Same guy from yesterday

[cesar74]

Habla con el equipo de mierda si te gusta pescar en la bahia solamente.

[jorluivil]

Unless you were born and raised in a household using Castilian as your primary language I'm going to bet all of the comments you posted were translated from English using Google Translate. In case you didn't understand what I just said here's what it looks like in Google Translate

A menos que usted nació y se crió en el uso de castellano como su idioma principal que voy a apostar todas las observaciones que posteaste fueron traducidas del Inglés utilizando Google Translate

In the 43years that I've lived in California I have only met one person that talks like you (Joe), it was my Spanish 101 teacher when I attended college.

Oddly, when I translate what you said here's what it looks like

Hello friends, my name is Joe and I know fishing
I would love to meet some of you in open waters at times to catch big fish in the ocean water Maybe we can start a small tournament and fish for trophy fish as large seedlings and bumps

[TJones]

And I miss all the action ? :eek:

[ful-rac]

common guys, lets see where this goes?!

[socal.beach.bum]

Qu'est-ce que avec ce forum et tous les fous qu'il attire? :confused:

Si vous ne pouvez pas les battre, rejoignez-les.

[ful-rac]

que no es un concurso de ortografÃXa es una abeja pesca

[MrPatrick]

To the Beastie Boys "Paul Revere"

" Now, here's a little story, I'll tell it slow
'bout the worlds best yakker that no one knows
He's Yak Joe as you can read and see
King of all fishing' not the spelling B

Yak Joe claims the ocean as his turf
Don't fish hardborz revels in the syrf
Paddle cross the waves , wind at his back
Out fishes Mako Bob and that B!tch Ful Rac

One lonely yakker he be
Unseen by nobody
The sun beating' down on his floppy hat
The launch was small and the water is flat

He told a little story that sounded big
Sittin' side saddle tying on a jig
200th yellow of the year
A real nice pig

"im Yak Joe n i myte type phuuny
Outfish y all n git yo moneys
He took out the Jig stick
Aimed it at the sky
Yelled "FTW" and let the jig fly
I heard a sonic boom as it flew by

300 yards across the water
Without a splash
"kmon auld man I'm takn yo cash
The solid gold Avet clicked into gear
Two handle cranks the outcome was clear

"U dout Yak Joe
You a stoopid fello
I can tell by the tugs
One jig and 3hree yllos

My jaw dropped down and hit my side
As he took off on an epic sleigh ride
Reel is smokin getting super hot
He must be doing 50 knots

He starts gaining ground I see an end to this tale
The water erupts as the beasts start to flail
I'm so excited I start to shout
Up comes the beast it blows out a spout

"Hey Yak Joe It's a baby Grey Whale
You hooked him right across the tail
Out fish us all
Get all the glory
Just one way to end your tale
I've just witnessed an epic fail story








Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

[walrus]

My grandpa took me to the rivers edge to go catfishing, I guess that's old school now.

nu skool is to go to big waters edge. Let's see how many bites he gets this time.

[AirborneYak]

To the Beastie Boys "Paul Revere"

" Now, here's a little story, I'll tell it slow
'bout the worlds best yakker that no one knows
He's Yak Joe as you can read and see
King of all fishing' not the spelling B

Yak Joe claims the ocean as his turf
Don't fish hardborz revels in the syrf
Paddle cross the waves , wind at his back
Out fishes Mako Bob and that B!tch Ful Rac

One lonely yakker he be
Unseen by nobody
The sun beating' down on his floppy hat
The launch was small and the water is flat

He told a little story that sounded big
Sittin' side saddle tying on a jig
200th yellow of the year
A real nice pig

"im Yak Joe n i myte type phuuny
Outfish y all n git yo moneys
He took out the Jig stick
Aimed it at the sky
Yelled "FTW" and let the jig fly
I heard a sonic boom as it flew by

300 yards across the water
Without a splash
"kmon auld man I'm takn yo cash
The solid gold Avet clicked into gear
Two handle cranks the outcome was clear

"U dout Yak Joe
You a stoopid fello
I can tell by the tugs
One jig and 3hree yllos

My jaw dropped down and hit my side
As he took off on an epic sleigh ride
Reel is smokin getting super hot
He must be doing 50 knots

He starts gaining ground I see an end to this tale
The water erupts as the beasts start to flail
I'm so excited I start to shout
Up comes the beast it blows out a spout

"Hey Yak Joe It's a baby Grey Whale
You hooked him right across the tail
Out fish us all
Get all the glory
Just one way to end your tale
I've just witnessed an epic fail story








Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Dude!! That was awesome!

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

[William Novotny]

Daaaaaayum pats got flows

[cesar74]

No mames loco! CMC!

[octico]

Damn Pat that was awesome .... someone should sign you to record label!

[gunghosd]

DUFUQ is happening here ?!?!?!?!??!?!

c se puedes all night long.......does that count??

[driftwood]

ponte a trucha pendejo baboso!

"Everyone will turn to Taco"

[Reel Anxious]

I keep pressing one but it's still in Spanish :confused:

[bus kid]

I keep pressing one but it's still in Spanish :confused:

Rotflmao

[TCS]

Nice Rhymes! Too bad you buried in this thread though. Deserves its own.

[WildernessWanker]

Patrick did you come up with that while you were waiting to launch?!

Sent from my SPH-L520 using Tapatalk

[FARRIER]

Dis anyone else hear the instrumental in their head as they read the verse. Ohh the snare!

[Dannowar]

Patrick did you come up with that while you were waiting to launch?!

Sent from my SPH-L520 using Tapatalk



BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[captnblood34]

Ah yes my fav Beastie jam, you did it justice.