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yakjoe
06-02-2014, 12:53 PM
I think I read the directions right on how to put my kayak together????


charging the open waters :reel::reel: :farmer::farmer:

MrM
06-02-2014, 12:58 PM
charging the open waters :reel::reel: :farmer::farmer:

All this time I thought the ocean was solar powered! I now know the truth. :luxhello:

yakjoe
06-03-2014, 09:24 AM
:D :D :D :D:vroam::banghead: :viking::shot: :shot: :shot: :reddy: :reddy:



Thank you

:p:p:p

William Novotny
06-03-2014, 09:40 AM
Is this a report?

driftwood
06-03-2014, 09:48 AM
Ahora que pedo tienes?

jorluivil
06-03-2014, 09:51 AM
Is this a report?



well Duhhhhhhhhh.......Of course its a report. Don't you see that he's on the water, open water. I'm thinking he's reporting on how many rods you can carry on your kayak.

yakjoe
06-03-2014, 10:15 AM
Driftwood sorry bro don't under stand the german bro :D


may I see your kayak set up's ???? or are they basic set up's

lets put them to the test ARE YOU READY TO !!!!!!! :leaving:

you see my fire power can you keep up ?!!!!!!

Hunters Pa
06-03-2014, 10:24 AM
More than one rod?? Isn't that cheating?

GregAndrew
06-03-2014, 10:29 AM
It is ok to charge the open waters, right up until they tax you.

octico
06-03-2014, 10:53 AM
So it begins ...

driftwood
06-03-2014, 10:55 AM
Driftwood sorry bro don't under stand the german bro :D


may I see your kayak set up's ???? or are they basic set up's

lets put them to the test ARE YOU READY TO !!!!!!! :leaving:

you see my fire power can you keep up ?!!!!!!

I'm ready to go Yakjoe!!!! But are you sure you wanna know that? I got a set up that will leave your stinky TACO behind all day Joe.

You can't keep up with me Joe! My set up is so fast when I'm on it, i got rooster tail that shoots out of my nalgASS a mile away!!!

Are you sure you waana ask that question JOE?

momo fish
06-03-2014, 10:55 AM
Can we all just agree to meet up one day this weekend and all fish. That would shut everyone up. Pick a day and let's fish.

yakjoe
06-03-2014, 11:01 AM
nice!!!!!!

lets see it if no pics did't happen

YakDout
06-03-2014, 11:02 AM
Yakjoe, are you sure you have the second rod endorsement on your fishing license?


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yakjoe
06-03-2014, 11:07 AM
:D :D is that the best you can do old f28ks lol lol lol

driftshit yes you go fast I slow down catch fish well you are speeding by I will be landed halibut and sea bass keep going driftshit :D:D
:grouphug:????? lol lol:party::pcguru: :mad::mad:lol lol

this so cool you guys make my day good

driftwood
06-03-2014, 11:26 AM
Ok here is my set up Joe!
NOW EAT MY TACO!!!

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yakjoe
06-03-2014, 11:33 AM
lol lol tacos lol lol :you_rock: lets see this so fast kayak you talk about !!!

lol this old f&*k his come back is tacos that all YOU would stand in line for ALL of you to funny come on better then that bro!!!!! grrrrrrrr!!!:D:p

Squid Vicious
06-03-2014, 11:40 AM
...hey yakjoe...I'm going to try fishing out in your neck of the woods....I'm going to leave a kayak at my girlfriends house ( Simi Valley ) ...can i tag along with you on a trip ?

driftwood
06-03-2014, 01:55 PM
lol lol tacos lol lol :you_rock: lets see this so fast kayak you talk about !!!

lol this old f&*k his come back is tacos that all YOU would stand in line for ALL of you to funny come on better then that bro!!!!! grrrrrrrr!!!:D:p


I will show you pictures tomorrow. No pictures today I have to much to do. stay tunado y calmado ok.

yakjoe
06-03-2014, 02:00 PM
squid vicious yes for sure what kind of kayak do you have ? most of us have hobies outbacks.

its not like this in person nope you will have fun

just having fun with these old dudes

do you have facebook talk closer on info see more pics that not to post better info

MrPatrick
06-03-2014, 02:04 PM
YakJoes English is perfect in the first post, then reverts to YakJoeisms on the subsequent posts. Something's fishy and it doesn't have scales and fins.

yakjoe
06-03-2014, 02:19 PM
I am at work every one wants in on this to funny bro
just think all these old guys yelling getting all steaming at the computer
what a life !!!!!

rossman
06-03-2014, 02:22 PM
I've seen him post on BD too and seems moderately non combative and lucid.

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jorluivil
06-03-2014, 02:42 PM
YakJoes English is perfect in the first post, then reverts to YakJoeisms on the subsequent posts. Something's fishy and it doesn't have scales and fins.


Yup, I thought the same thing.

toadstoadsonly
06-03-2014, 02:49 PM
Open Waters!!!!! Count me out of that I will still with the Harbor where its safe.

driftwood
06-03-2014, 03:00 PM
YakJoes English is perfect in the first post, then reverts to YakJoeisms on the subsequent posts. Something's fishy and it doesn't have scales and fins.

Leave Yakjoe alone! We are both Mexican Americans we both come from the same school. Calmate carnal!!


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jorluivil
06-03-2014, 03:19 PM
Best movie ever!!!!

William Novotny
06-03-2014, 03:44 PM
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WildernessWanker
06-03-2014, 04:47 PM
I've seen him post on BD too and seems moderately non combative and lucid.

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I thought that was him on BD but wasn't sure, it didn't seem irrationally hostile.

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kaya_one
06-03-2014, 04:57 PM
SSShhhhh....you've woke him up.
Whatever you do don't hit the Reply button. I know you may be tempted - don't do it.

makobob
06-03-2014, 05:08 PM
SSShhhhh....you've woke him up.
Whatever you do don't hit the Reply button. I know you may be tempted - don't do it.

NO REPLY

Deamon
06-03-2014, 05:10 PM
NO REPLY

BOB!!! You should be out fishing the dusk in San Quintin. Come on NOW. Get us some info, we're all planning our trips down there right now brotha...

makobob
06-03-2014, 05:46 PM
BOB!!! You should be out fishing the dusk in San Quintin. Come on NOW. Get us some info, we're all planning our trips down there right now brotha...

Jim, it is still blowing about 15 with 1-2 foot wind waves, hopefully tomorow am will drop to 0-6 for a while. Getting to old to fight the wind and the tide at the same time. Clams for dinner and sunset is coming. Tight lines.

VINNYC
06-03-2014, 07:28 PM
Joe you know you can always come fish with us at JSF, looking at going this week open water or in the tax land you know were down!!!

FISH11
06-03-2014, 07:39 PM
I love it. That Cheech and Chong is some funny cheet! I hadn't seen it in a long time and it bring back so many memories.

jorluivil
06-03-2014, 07:40 PM
BOB!!! You should be out fishing the dusk in San Quintin. Come on NOW. Get us some info, we're all planning our trips down there right now brotha...

Yep.............counting the days!

I'm almost starting to make some blocks of ice for the trip

Squid Vicious
06-03-2014, 08:10 PM
...stealth 14 Joe...I'll PM you when I'm up there...thanks !

kayakfisherman
06-03-2014, 09:20 PM
Now that would be an interesting team: Mr Patrick, YakJoe and Driftwood

yakjoe
06-04-2014, 09:11 AM
Thank You vinny some of these guys hate on all of us bro.!!! they not know the fishing we do up hear they fish porst were they know were the halibut is going to be that day and the next we go on the hunt to me if you can't catch halibut in san pedro port or any of those beaches that are connected charry beach and all you should not be on the water thats for sure if you fish san perdo port every one should come home with at least two halibut over 30 inches ask true fishermen

wiredantz
06-04-2014, 09:16 AM
Hey Yakjoe, Your kayak looks cool.


Can you take some up close shots, I would like to see all the attachments you have?

jorluivil
06-04-2014, 09:20 AM
Thank You vinny some of these guys hate on all of us bro.!!! they not know the fishing we do up hear they fish porst were they know were the halibut is going to be that day and the next we go on the hunt to me if you can't catch halibut in san pedro port or any of those beaches that are connected charry beach and all you should not be on the water thats for sure if you fish san perdo port every one should come home with at least two halibut over 30 inches ask true fishermen

You want to put your money where your mouth is?

makobob
06-04-2014, 11:58 AM
Jorge, what makes you think that is his MOUTH? I thought that was where his Hali...BUTT came from? Sorry I was supposed to say NO REPLY.. I forgot, again sorry, getting old.

Pocoloco
06-04-2014, 12:00 PM
I think I read the directions right on how to put my kayak together????


charging the open waters :reel::reel: :farmer::farmer:
looks like a yard sale waiting to happen:drool5:

Deamon
06-04-2014, 02:31 PM
You want to put your money where your mouth is?
Criketz...krickts..."churp...cherp..."

driftwood
06-04-2014, 02:32 PM
Ok YakJOKE. I call her THE MACHETE and she will leave your carnitas taco in the dust! I hook fish that caca bigger than you! that's why I carry an ax and a machete.

NO jack in the box joe you don't have the best set up out there and you are not the best kayak fishing vato out there. I been hooking up YT,WSB, since you were diapers.

Ok, now lets see your Jack in the box set up? Are you ready to go?
I told you not to ask me what I got. How come you never hook up Yellowtail. WSB taste like nada... bad fish tacos smell. Yellowtail taste better and fight harder!



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ful-rac
06-04-2014, 03:10 PM
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TJones
06-05-2014, 02:45 AM
i have a lot of enemies . but you have more . congrats . :you_rock:

VINNYC
06-05-2014, 08:14 AM
How much does that yak weight. Cant we all just fish a long !!!!!!!!!! Lol

driftwood
06-05-2014, 08:32 AM
How much does that yak weight. Cant we all just fish a long !!!!!!!!!! Lol

Not till YakJoe stops coming in here and thinking he is best thing
since slice torillas. Then we can fish along!!!! :toetap05:

primosurf
06-05-2014, 09:02 AM
He initially put his posting in the fish report section. LOL

Lipripper92592
06-05-2014, 12:07 PM
Ok YakJOKE. I call her THE MACHETE and she will leave your carnitas taco in the dust! I hook fish that caca bigger than you! that's why I carry an ax and a machete.

NO jack in the box joe you don't have the best set up out there and you are not the best kayak fishing vato out there. I been hooking up YT,WSB, since you were diapers.

Ok, now lets see your Jack in the box set up? Are you ready to go?
I told you not to ask me what I got. How come you never hook up Yellowtail. WSB taste like nada... bad fish tacos smell. Yellowtail taste better and fight harder!



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Now or course that is the 4k ultra HD flat screen, hooked up to satellite imaging, downscan/sidescan/upscan, blue tooth to the sub fleet for up to date commi and north Korean sub sightings, filtered water to the bait tank to keep them top notch with O2 injection fittings.
Ergonomic thrust propulsion, via, helmet visual guidance.
And of course surround sound to boom the croaks of the WSB to bring the big in's around.
NICE:the_finger:

jorluivil
06-05-2014, 08:41 PM
Thank You vinny some of these guys hate on all of us bro.!!! they not know the fishing we do up hear they fish porst were they know were the halibut is going to be that day and the next we go on the hunt to me if you can't catch halibut in san pedro port or any of those beaches that are connected charry beach and all you should not be on the water thats for sure if you fish san perdo port every one should come home with at least two halibut over 30 inches ask true fishermen

You want to put your money where your mouth is?


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makobob
06-06-2014, 06:55 AM
Looks like you guys successfully thread yaked Joe, nice.

driftwood
06-06-2014, 08:15 AM
Driftwood sorry bro don't under stand the german bro :D


may I see your kayak set up's ???? or are they basic set up's

lets put them to the test ARE YOU READY TO !!!!!!! :leaving:

you see my fire power can you keep up ?!!!!!!



:bandit: Yak in the Box Joe que Paso carnal?

YakDout
06-06-2014, 08:26 AM
Yak in the box yo, can I get 2 yumbo yaks with an orange yuice por flavór


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wiredantz
06-06-2014, 08:34 AM
Hey YakJow,

I want to see some close up of you kayak, if you don't mind? I want to get an idea on how to improve my kayak.

bus kid
06-06-2014, 04:27 PM
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