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jorluivil
02-17-2015, 07:14 PM
That moment when you're sitting on your kayak, you grab your phone to text someone but not before you look around to make sure there are no police watching you.
FISH11
02-17-2015, 07:43 PM
Not yet Jorge, maybe soon!
LBKayakDude
02-17-2015, 08:06 PM
Hahaha I've totally felt that before 👍👍
Saba Slayer
02-17-2015, 08:14 PM
A real "senior moment" is when you check for your seatbelt on the kayak.
http://www.bigwatersedge.com/bwegallery/data/500/CCA_White_SeaBass_Sticker_CMYK-2.jpg
LBKayakDude
02-17-2015, 08:18 PM
[QUOTE=Saba Slayer;218925]A real "senior moment" is when you check for your seatbelt on the kayak.
I've done this as well, more than once 😁
jorluivil
02-17-2015, 08:19 PM
A real "senior moment" is when you check for your seatbelt on the kayak.
http://www.bigwatersedge.com/bwegallery/data/500/CCA_White_SeaBass_Sticker_CMYK-2.jpg
Bahahahahaha........that was going to be my next comment
ful-rac
02-17-2015, 08:23 PM
That moment when you realize you forgot your mirage drive when you made it all the way to the beach....
Or that moment you forgot your wheels, that you absolutely need.
makobob
02-17-2015, 08:30 PM
That moment you realize you found the leak in your Hobie and it the area around the drive, and it is covered under warrantee.
danjor
02-17-2015, 11:55 PM
A real "senior moment" is when you check for your seatbelt on the kayak.
http://www.bigwatersedge.com/bwegallery/data/500/CCA_White_SeaBass_Sticker_CMYK-2.jpg
When I first started kayaking I always had that feeling. Was so weird!
Silbaugh4liberty
02-18-2015, 07:42 AM
That moment when you realize you left your beers in the car and your already on the water! What was I thinking, now their warm, doh.
wiredantz
02-18-2015, 07:45 AM
The moment you realize your old friend is on the water and that he will be so happy to see you and curse you out.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w21/darkmatrix84/lifevesttone_zps6862adc3.jpg
...when you put your pliers on the console to your R and all you hear is plunk.
momo fish
02-18-2015, 09:14 AM
I have a bad habit of looking both ways when turning on the water... As if i will end up crashing into a speeding kayaker...
skrilla
02-18-2015, 09:34 AM
Pull out phone, snap pic of fish, then set it down in the cup holder that's full of water. Repeat with replacement phone.
fishing md
02-18-2015, 09:56 AM
When you get ready for a tournament all week on saturday and when
you get there after driving 2 hours ....no kayaks , no tournament ,
no hobie grab bag wt nothing in it, etc.
because is the next saturday :banghead:
http://i1080.photobucket.com/albums/j330/fishingmd/desert_zpsrwawdlhg.jpg (http://s1080.photobucket.com/user/fishingmd/media/desert_zpsrwawdlhg.jpg.html)
octico
02-18-2015, 11:09 AM
That moment when you are a few miles out and have to take crap ....
YakDout
02-18-2015, 03:28 PM
That moment when you start sinking because your gaff was pointed towards the kayak when you stuck your fish...
tamddo714
02-18-2015, 04:17 PM
The moment you realize you've left your paddle at home for you hobie. Pray your drive don't break
GregAndrew
02-18-2015, 04:48 PM
The moment I realized that I had already experienced most of these moments and more.
ful-rac
02-18-2015, 04:54 PM
The moment you realize that there is no more toilet paper in lucky door #1, #2, #3, #4...
YakHanded
02-18-2015, 06:33 PM
The moment I realized that I had already experienced most of these moments and more.
^This, and when you catch your second ever yellow from the yak, get the thing taken care of, go to drop another bait in the water and can't seem to locate your best setup...which has sank to the bottom in 100+ft
jorluivil
02-18-2015, 06:58 PM
That moment when you are a few miles out and have to take crap ....
The mirage drive well................................:D
Cbad Mike
02-18-2015, 08:50 PM
That moment when you get done making bait and realize that Albertos wasn't the best choice for dinner the night before. :eek:
jorluivil
02-19-2015, 04:39 AM
That moment when you're walking out of your house and you get a spider web in your face and you start karate chopping the air
wiredantz
02-19-2015, 07:20 AM
The moment your landing your kayak and have come to realize your fish have escaped and are floating on the surface of the incomming waves. :mad:
bluesquids
02-19-2015, 08:24 AM
Dat moment your heart skips a beat because your $300 prescription diving mask is no longer on deck and slipped into the abyss.
Dat moment you come to terms with your loss and start paddling in knowing you are done for the day.
Dat moment you realize you are a freakin Idiot, because you've been wearing that mask on top of your head the whole time.
makobob
02-19-2015, 08:33 AM
Does that mean we are getting old? Seems to happen to me with my glasses every month or two.
jorluivil
02-19-2015, 09:04 AM
Dat moment your heart skips a beat because your $300 prescription diving mask is no longer on deck and slipped into the abyss.
Dat moment you come to terms with your loss and start paddling in knowing you are done for the day.
Dat moment you realize you are a freakin Idiot, because you've been wearing that mask on top of your head the whole time.
Reminds me of this one:
that moment when you're looking for car keys, you check the kitchen, the living room, the pockets of the pants that you wore last night where you magically find a $20 bill, under the bed, in the trash can, in the fridge, on the sofa, around the sofa cushions, in your truck, in the garage back in the kitchen and you stop, you scratch your head and discover that you're scratching your head with your car keys :D
cabojohn
02-19-2015, 09:08 AM
that left over foggy moment then next day after a crazy night when you wake up and realize you have a brand new tattoo and you have no idea how you got it.:D
ful-rac
02-19-2015, 09:20 AM
that left over foggy moment then next day after a crazy night when you wake up and realize you have a brand new tattoo and you have no idea how you got it.:D
http://cdnpix.com/show/imgs/3559bc5faf15075228023f63e934fab4.jpg
Deamon
02-19-2015, 02:15 PM
That moment when you think all is calm and you go for it...right when you reach "no man's land" the double overhead wave shows up and crushes you...?
Jorge...can I have my $20 back? Candy asked me to put them on to see a real man wearing them...:pepsi::the_finger:
jorluivil
02-19-2015, 02:22 PM
Jorge...can I have my $20 back? Candy asked me to put them on to see a real man wearing them...:pepsi::the_finger:
That moment when that guy thinks he's a man;)
ful-rac
02-19-2015, 02:31 PM
The moment you realize when everything is not on the UP and UP......:eek: !
ful-rac
02-19-2015, 02:34 PM
The moment you realize that you shouldn't have posted that insanely long novel of a post....
jorluivil
02-19-2015, 02:47 PM
That moment when you spell Kayak Kakay
bolocop
02-19-2015, 02:51 PM
That moment when this thread ends...
PapaDave
02-19-2015, 02:53 PM
When you go to pay for the sardines and realize your money and license at home.
wiredantz
02-19-2015, 03:42 PM
The moment you realize your wires are melting because you turned on your bait tank and the battery connectors are crossed.
The moment that guy convinces himself not to surf launch a PA anymore because he does not have to ;)
Cbad Mike
02-19-2015, 03:43 PM
That moment when you realize that nobody has your six.
YakDout
02-19-2015, 03:55 PM
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danjor
02-19-2015, 06:22 PM
That moment when you're walking out of your house and you get a spider web in your face and you start karate chopping the air
I do that all the time to prevent the spider webs in your face/eyes/mouth. Things you do when your whole street is under a canopy of oak trees....
MrPatrick
02-19-2015, 06:54 PM
That moment when you cast your favorite lure and the line snaps with that "cracking a whip" sound as the lure flies off at Mach 2 speed.
janines.fishtales@cox.net
02-19-2015, 08:09 PM
That moment when you're seated in the middle of your yak, as you should be, but then you have to leeeeeeaaaaaannnn over to........then FLIP goes the yak and OVER YOU GO!!!! That's what you get for reaching huh? Don't tell me you haven't done it!
J:toetap05:
wiredantz
02-19-2015, 09:31 PM
That moment when you cast your favorite lure and the line snaps with that "cracking a whip" sound as the lure flies off at Mach 2 speed.
i been victim to this!!!
jorluivil
02-20-2015, 08:32 PM
That moment when you invite someone to fish and you get this response
Been drinking too much .....just might go Sunday or Monday instead. Thanks Jorge good luck :cheers1: :ack2:
cell128
02-20-2015, 08:50 PM
Lmao
ful-rac
02-20-2015, 08:59 PM
That moment when you go to create your BWE user name and cant think of anything so you just use.....username
jorluivil
02-23-2015, 04:55 PM
That moment when someone Says
BUMP
Deamon
02-23-2015, 06:05 PM
That moment when you wait forever for the invite to go bugging with your friends and when call takes place, they're leaving in an hour...but you live in San Diego and they're in LA...
jorluivil
02-23-2015, 06:47 PM
That moment when you wait forever for the invite to go bugging with your friends and when call takes place, they're leaving in an hour...but you live in San Diego and they're in LA...
Thats f'ed up.............if you ask me, those aren't friends.
Besides, you have a 5' x 5' cage that you can use to catch bugs.
jorluivil
02-25-2015, 06:30 PM
That moment when beer is the most discussed recent topic on a kayak fishing forum
CheapPelican
02-25-2015, 07:23 PM
:hmmmm: The moment you feel like an idiot for thinking something is wrong with your fishfinder, after realizing you've been tapping and swiping at a non-touch screen, screen
jorluivil
02-25-2015, 07:26 PM
:hmmmm: The moment you feel like an idiot for thinking something is wrong with your fishfinder, after realizing you've been tapping and swiping at a non-touch screen, screen
You're kidding, right?
ful-rac
02-25-2015, 07:40 PM
The moment you realize that no that guy wasn't kidding...:eek:
MrPatrick
02-25-2015, 07:40 PM
That moment when an idiot in a 40' plus McYacht throws a three foot tall wake at you broadside from twenty feet away while on the bay. You go into full Rodeo mode to ride it out and give him a double bird salute. He throttles back, comes about and slides up to you calling you all kinds of names and belittling the fact that you only have a kayak. You counter with "STFU! Do you realize I could have flipped and drowned if I got tangled in my lines? The Beatles said "Money can't buy love", well I guess it didn't buy you common sense either. Slow down Czervik!"
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spudz
02-25-2015, 10:00 PM
That moment when... you're out on the water trying to secure your terminal tackle and you realize your denial of needing reading glasses is a frustrating reality.
StinkyMatt
02-26-2015, 05:28 AM
The moment when you realize that........
You posted the same number of fish reports as your friend.......but you have not gone fishing in 6 months. :D
CheapPelican
02-26-2015, 07:16 AM
The moment you realize a karate chop is not the best line of defence against spiderwebs.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3130306/karate-chop-o.gif
User name
02-26-2015, 07:36 AM
That moment when you meet someone from BWE at the boat launch and spend a couple minutes trying to explain that your user name is “User Name”.
yak-fishing-socal
02-26-2015, 09:33 AM
^ hahaha
tsugg
02-26-2015, 11:08 AM
That moment when you haven't been on the yak for a while and you log onto BWE and all you want to read about or watch is a creative video of Jorge and Tony catching fat halibuts, but all thats on BWE is some silly chat about "that moment" by Jorge, and Tony is nowhere to be found. The fish are rejoicing !!!
That moment when you're sitting on your kayak, you grab your phone to text someone but not before you look around to make sure there are no police watching you.
Cbad Mike
02-26-2015, 04:41 PM
You try to start a revolution but at the end of the day you still just get called a noob.
makobob
02-26-2015, 04:54 PM
That moment when you look to starbord and the tax man is eyeballing you.
jorluivil
02-26-2015, 05:11 PM
That moment when fueling up this week instead of last week cost you 66 cents more per gallon..........procrastination hurts
danjor
02-26-2015, 05:26 PM
That moment when fueling up this week instead of last week cost you 66 cents more per gallon..........procrastination hurts
At least you have the option and don't have to fuel up every 3 days! Damn gas!
wiredantz
02-26-2015, 05:52 PM
the moment your first take out your brand new Hobie paddle, take one stroke and it becomes a pole without the paddle....
octico
02-26-2015, 08:32 PM
the moment your first take out your brand new Hobie paddle, take one stroke and it becomes a pole without the paddle....
LOL .... This happened to me too, second trip though.
ful-rac
02-27-2015, 07:07 AM
That moment when you realize that nobody wants to buy the kayak that you bought for $300 for $900 firm.
cell128
02-27-2015, 07:18 AM
That moment when you catch your first descent fish at la jolla.....and its 3 days out of season! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/27/80826fd0e4e495cb10301504972e6ea9.jpg FML!!
svendawg
02-27-2015, 07:28 AM
That moment when your launching at gray light at La Jolla, you jump on your PA and start peddling like crazy to beat a wave and you realize that you put your mirage drive in backwards
booger
02-27-2015, 08:39 AM
That moment when you go from slow learner status to KAYAK FISHING PRO.
It only takes (took me) ONE yellow fish. :yt:
Now I can give advice to the gawd dayum newbies.
I get RESPECT now.
:party:
wiredantz
02-27-2015, 08:57 AM
the moment you find out your the (DUFF)
Designated ugly fat friend :hmmmm2:
addicted2sp33d
02-27-2015, 09:01 AM
That moment when you are 4 miles offshore and feel like your yak is floating/handling a little funny... you open your hatch to learn that your kayak is now a cruise ship with a swimming pool below decks! :eek:
booger
02-27-2015, 09:15 AM
the moment you find out your the (DUFF)
Designated ugly fat friend :hmmmm2:
/\
I'd be your wingman but I don't fly straight.:p
WE can chase a different kind of tail together-YELLOWTAIL :notworthy:
surfisher
02-27-2015, 09:17 AM
That moment when you are 4 miles offshore and feel like your yak is floating/handling a little funny... you open your hatch to learn that your kayak is now a cruise ship with a swimming pool below decks! :eek:
That has got to be one of the worst feelings I have ever had, only I was about 1 mile out haha. I am so paranoid now about checking below deck for water.
jruiz
02-27-2015, 09:29 AM
the moment you find out your the (DUFF)
Designated ugly fat friend :hmmmm2:
Hey Frank,
Are we going to FHS or what?
wiredantz
02-27-2015, 10:52 AM
Hey Frank,
Are we going to FHS or what?
You bet! im already in Line
jorluivil
02-27-2015, 01:48 PM
That moment when:
its 2:15
you're getting ready to go home
you start shooting the sh*t with the boss
its 2:28 and an employee walks in the office and says, 'I just hurt myself'
GREEEEEEAAAATT!!! should-a left at 2pm
Amish Ed
02-27-2015, 02:18 PM
...you go to cast and somehow hook the rod behind you, flinging said rod into the water.
jorluivil
03-04-2015, 05:14 AM
That moment when you wake up 20 minutes earlier than normal but get to work 20 minutes late
Silbaugh4liberty
03-04-2015, 05:18 AM
That moment when you wake up 20 minutes earlier than normal but get to work 20 minutes late
Haha, happens to me everyday. It's called kid & wife affect! Thank goodness I'm not hourly anymore.
Deamon
03-04-2015, 06:22 AM
That moment when you drop down onto the easement and immediately realize...I'm "f@@ked"....the only guy willing to help me was a tow company called Camel Tow...
Warning...Calexico's farming soil is really clay and your shoes and truck tires latch on like "flies on sheet". This area is no place to fish during wet weather, lol. I'm just trying to fish away from the downpour, is that asking for too much?
Photo of shoes occurred AFTER the clay was scraped off of them...Jim
FISH11
03-04-2015, 10:13 AM
I had a worse experience on Duck season opener at the Salton Sea near Niland about 4 years ago. I was driving near the shore checking out different area were there was a bunch of hunting blinds. All of the sudden my Jeep, in 4 wheel drive starts to spin wheel and I try to turn slightly towards some firmer ground (too late). Now I broke through the top 2 inches of harder ground and beneath is like quick sand. after spending a couple hour trying to get out and walking to get help from other hunters. Two other guys in 4x4 trucks got stuck just trying to get to were my Jeep was. Then I call the AAA tow service they come out and tell me it's not covered because it is off road. It cost me $275 to have him pull me out and move it 60 feet to harder ground. He had to park 140 feet away and put his 4x4 tow truck on platforms under the rear wheel to keep from getting himself stuck. That was a real suck ass experience
MrPatrick
03-04-2015, 10:42 AM
That moment when at the launch, you realize your license is on the workbench where you work on your gear.
YakDout
03-04-2015, 11:25 AM
That moment when you drop down onto the easement and immediately realize...I'm "f@@ked"....the only guy willing to help me was a tow company called Camel Tow...
Warning...Calexico's farming soil is really clay and your shoes and truck tires latch on like "flies on sheet". This area is no place to fish during wet weather, lol. I'm just trying to fish away from the downpour, is that asking for too much?
Photo of shoes occurred AFTER the clay was scraped off of them...Jim
I've seen so much camel tow in my life but none have It has been on a camel...
bwana
03-04-2015, 12:37 PM
That moment when... you are told by your Dr no physical activity.
I ask does that include kayak fishing? He gives me the look and asks if I have been listening to him.
Life can really suck at times!
alanw
03-04-2015, 01:52 PM
That moment when you realize the mouthful of pizza crust drenched in ranch was actually dipped in tartar sauce? I might not be buying tartar sauce in squeeze bottles again.
ful-rac
04-24-2015, 02:17 PM
If we are still hitting this post. ;)
The moment you realize you need to bump this post.
makobob
04-24-2015, 03:56 PM
When they tell you they need to remove your gangrene infected toe, THEN make you wait a couple WEEKS before they can do it.
ful-rac
04-24-2015, 04:09 PM
When they tell you they need to remove your gangrene infected toe, THEN make you wait a couple WEEKS before they can do it.
Shit bob! Doesn't gangrene spread...? What are they waiting for?!
makobob
04-24-2015, 04:14 PM
Shit bob! Doesn't gangrene spread...? What are they waiting for?!
LOT"S of antibotics for the two weeks so infection is in check, Tuesday is the day for the 1st procedures. Time will tell if they did it right. Tight lines all.
Socalkayak
04-24-2015, 08:43 PM
That moment when you tell your buddy, its slow im going to try over there. You get there and you see your buddy is bent in half. With a 50 Pounder. Every freaking time....
jorluivil
04-24-2015, 09:46 PM
That moment when a thread you started gets hijacked by two experts
Deamon
04-25-2015, 06:47 AM
When they tell you they need to remove your gangrene infected toe, THEN make you wait a couple WEEKS before they can do it.
Can you make a necklace out of it Bob? Or let's throw it in my soup and feed it to ChuckieDEEE...! Jim
alanw
04-25-2015, 11:58 AM
Dang Bob good luck dude, but your story should be how it was taken off by a Mako..:p
Chuck D
04-25-2015, 12:06 PM
Soup sounds good, I'd do anything for Bob:) Spicy edamame sounds better tho, that will never happen.:the_finger:
Can you make a necklace out of it Bob? Or let's throw it in my soup and feed it to ChuckieDEEE...! Jim
makobob
04-25-2015, 01:55 PM
Can you make a necklace out of it Bob? Or let's throw it in my soup and feed it to ChuckieDEEE...! Jim
Might work Jim, I did tell the Doctor I wanted it saved to use as bait but could not figure what or who would like to eat it. Too small to make into a trophy?
jorluivil
05-15-2015, 02:13 PM
That moments when..............you become a dickbag :D
jorluivil
11-12-2015, 08:30 PM
That moment when your raffle prize is worth more than your CCA-CAL membership
Pocoloco
11-13-2015, 07:26 AM
That moment when you start sinking because your gaff was pointed towards the kayak when you stuck your fish...
I was too embarrassed to admit that:doh:
Pocoloco
11-13-2015, 07:30 AM
I had a worse experience on Duck season opener at the Salton Sea near Niland about 4 years ago. I was driving near the shore checking out different area were there was a bunch of hunting blinds. All of the sudden my Jeep, in 4 wheel drive starts to spin wheel and I try to turn slightly towards some firmer ground (too late). Now I broke through the top 2 inches of harder ground and beneath is like quick sand. after spending a couple hour trying to get out and walking to get help from other hunters. Two other guys in 4x4 trucks got stuck just trying to get to were my Jeep was. Then I call the AAA tow service they come out and tell me it's not covered because it is off road. It cost me $275 to have him pull me out and move it 60 feet to harder ground. He had to park 140 feet away and put his 4x4 tow truck on platforms under the rear wheel to keep from getting himself stuck. That was a real suck ass experience
nothing worse than wister mud. got stuck one rainy day hunting and i was walking.
Hunters Pa
11-13-2015, 07:39 AM
That moment when your raffle prize is worth more than your CCA-CAL membership
that moment when one of the last people to show up end up winning two of the raffle prizes
:hmpf:
jorluivil
11-13-2015, 07:52 AM
that moment when one of the last people to show up end up winning two of the raffle prizes
:hmpf:
:D:D:D
Hammerhead_77
11-13-2015, 12:53 PM
that moment when, after catching lots of bass, you get reminded about which types of fish you DON"T grab by the lip...
TJones
11-13-2015, 04:16 PM
That moment when you realize you left your beers in the car and your already on the water! What was I thinking, now their warm, doh.
They exploded on the headliner from the sweltering summer heat inside the cab . Heck, I guess it could be worse ? Like what? Leaving the frozen squid on seat ? Getting old gracefully sucks balls. :the_finger:.
TJones
11-13-2015, 04:18 PM
nothing worse than wister mud. got stuck one rainy day hunting and i was walking.
Not much else to say . :rolleyes:
TJones
11-13-2015, 04:20 PM
I would rather be looking at some fish porn . Where are all the winter butts Jorge? Heck , where is Josh?
Silbaugh4liberty
11-13-2015, 04:55 PM
I would rather be looking at some fish porn . Where are all the winter butts Jorge? Heck , where is Josh?
I don't want to see some dudes butt. Make sure you guys pm each other that, for everyone's sake! :p
MITCHELL
11-14-2015, 12:32 PM
That moment when you farted.....and you wish you hadn't because you shit :Dyour pants.....
tacmik
11-14-2015, 12:45 PM
When you go to work on the HOW trailer and realize the leftover squid bait has been in there for the past month in 100 degree heat.
jorluivil
11-14-2015, 01:41 PM
That moment when you farted.....and you wish you hadn't because you shit :Dyour pants.....
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I had tuna with egg on crackers last night, a left over hard boiled egg and some scrambled eggs this morning. My last explosive was one for the ages, you should have seen the look on my wife when she walked past me:ack2:
Iceman
11-14-2015, 03:06 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=egg+fart
That moment you get really pumped up on a fish... and worried your going to have a heart attack
Mahigeer
11-14-2015, 04:19 PM
You get up one night to go to bathroom.
Your nose is running so you grab a tissue on the way.
Then you piss in the trash can and throw away the tissue in the craper!!
Halfway through pissing you realize what you are doing is wrong.
But you are committed and cannot stop peeing and laughing at yourself.
Worst yet you share it on internet!!!
2-Stix
11-14-2015, 05:52 PM
that moment when you realize your drain plug is not plugged, for about the 3rd time.
that moment when your flyline is hooked on your rudder again right when you get a big fat zipppppinngggggg hit.
Cbad Mike
11-14-2015, 06:07 PM
That moment when half way to La Jolla you're walking out of the gas station at 4:15 in the morning after buying drinks, snacks, and gas only to notice that your kayak isn't on top of your truck.
Yep!
Forgot it at home.
Didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or punch myself in the face.
MITCHELL
11-14-2015, 06:29 PM
That moment your unloaded and you grab your kayak to launch in surf and go where's my paddle :eek:
Hammerhead_77
11-16-2015, 06:59 AM
That moment when half way to La Jolla you're walking out of the gas station at 4:15 in the morning after buying drinks, snacks, and gas only to notice that your kayak isn't on top of your truck.
Yep!
Forgot it at home.
Didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or punch myself in the face.
At least it wasn't laying in the middle of the fast lane on the I-5 like oh-so-many ladders...
jorluivil
11-19-2015, 09:17 PM
That moment when it's been over a week since someone talked about Pacific Warriors
jorluivil
11-21-2015, 12:26 PM
That moment when you wish you had a bulldozer so that you can move everyone out of the way
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GregAndrew
11-21-2015, 03:41 PM
That moment that you want to slap yourself because you did not take the moment, you knew you had not tied your best knot, to retie it.
makobob
11-21-2015, 04:05 PM
That moment when you realize your dreams are passing you by. Live YOUR dreams.
jorluivil
12-15-2015, 05:54 PM
That moment when............................the new guy bumps every old post
jorluivil
12-17-2015, 05:33 PM
That moment when..................................El Niño leaves and everyone starts selling their kayaks.
octico
12-17-2015, 08:48 PM
That moment when..................................El Niño leaves and everyone starts selling their kayaks.
I called this months ago, not that I need, but I may pick a PA for giggles
Silbaugh4liberty
12-17-2015, 09:12 PM
I called this months ago, not that I need, but I may pick a PA for giggles
I'll buy your outback, $800?? Lol, that'd be a benefit to some of us if they did sell them after el nino!
tamddo714
12-18-2015, 02:27 AM
That moment when a warm bed sounds better than fishing, sike!
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DanaPT
12-18-2015, 06:01 AM
when you've packed all your crap the night before... get up a at 430am the next morning... start car... drive down the street and check engine and other lights signal trouble. Car is idling hard, and not getting full power. :mad:
No fishing trip this morning.
TheBentRod
12-24-2015, 10:39 AM
That moment when..................................El Niño leaves and everyone starts selling their kayaks.
I'm going to be buying!!!
...you realize the cod is closing and two anglers cant even scrape up a limit for one w/o running into pesky bycatch.
wiredantz
12-30-2015, 08:20 AM
The moment Tony Realizes his best friend is back.
OKFD LIVES!
MITCHELL
12-30-2015, 08:56 AM
They closed the beach because you gutted 3yt out in the kelp beds.... thinking it would be safer than open water.... and a hammerhead followers you into surf line after women swimming is rescued by la jolla kayak rental and you beat it in the head with your sail paddle "again " and had fun doing it....:eek:
JohnMckroidJr
12-30-2015, 09:38 PM
The mirage drive well................................:D
AKA, the Hobie Latrine, Sit over it and the kayak sinks just enough to wash away the rear end remains with salt water, no need for wipes......It's gross, but actually works very well.
JohnMckroidJr
12-30-2015, 10:35 PM
The moment you get your kayak on the beach with $40 of live bait in the well, and then realize the mirage drive is still at the house.
LBKayakDude
01-01-2016, 10:32 AM
You wake up and wanna go fishing to bring in the new year but realize it's 2016 and you have no license! http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01/01/28ac8ac3cbb95c1a54ba4b3fd95258c6.jpg
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makobob
01-02-2016, 06:21 PM
You get back from Baja and realize you left your Camprite AND favorite chair there and you need them for NEXT weekends Camp-a-thon with TEAM SEWER.
BUMMER.
ful-rac
01-02-2016, 06:58 PM
The moment when you realise your 60# seabass (before blood loss) has been DQed by some cheater jerk....and you get banned! :eek:
The moment when you realize you are an ass for insulting the WCW moderator and that all of BWE will now view you as a petty, whining kayak-fisherman.
jruiz
01-02-2016, 09:57 PM
The moment when you realise your 60# seabass (before blood loss) has been DQed by some cheater jerk....and you get banned! :eek:
Are you sure his contributions to "share your innovations" had nothing to do with it?
ctfphoto
01-04-2016, 08:09 AM
That moment when .... you start to look at 25 pound yellowtails as bycatch and getting in the way ......................
wiredantz
01-04-2016, 08:59 AM
The Moment OKFD hits the waters to fish on January 1st at 6am and Team Sewer is arguing on the radio on who is going to pay for breakfast at norms.
Well guess where OkFD went for lunch:
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w21/darkmatrix84/norms_zpsbdzemwey.jpg
StinkyMatt
01-04-2016, 02:20 PM
The moment you fly 2500 miles just to deflate Frank's tires at the launch.
:D
jorluivil
01-05-2016, 11:41 AM
That moment when you see people having trouble opening this thing called an Umbrella
tacmik
01-05-2016, 03:28 PM
That moment when you see people having trouble open this thing called an Umbrella
What's an umbrella?
ful-rac
01-05-2016, 04:01 PM
That moment when you check the weather in Burlington Vermont and it's -2.
StinkyMatt
01-05-2016, 04:16 PM
The moment that you realize that bleeding your fish took it from 60 pounds down to 38 pounds!:eek:
...you remember Winter really is a season in SoCal.
igotpron
01-05-2016, 06:18 PM
...you remember Winter really is a season in SoCal.
Where? Not in Orange County. My apparel changes from shorts, sanders, tshirt, to shorts, sweatshirt, shoes.. Or sandals and a beanie.
jorluivil
01-05-2016, 06:23 PM
Where? Not in Orange County. My apparel changes from shorts, sanders, tshirt, to shorts, sweatshirt, shoes.. Or sandals and a beanie.
I went from shorts, shoes with no socks and a t-shirt to shorts, shoes with no socks and a long sleeve t-shirt....................brrrrrrrr
octico
03-10-2016, 06:53 AM
The moment when the new guy starts to troll
jorluivil
03-10-2016, 07:19 AM
That moment when the that other site shuts down and the trolls end up on BWE
ful-rac
03-10-2016, 07:50 AM
The moment when you read an epic post, or re-lived it on BWE.
:eek: !
http://www.bigwatersedge.com/bwevb/showthread.php?t=20789&highlight=small+craft+sailor
PapaDave
03-11-2016, 05:49 AM
The moment when you go to get out of the truck after driving an hour and a half to work and you realize you forgot to put on your shoes.
octico
03-11-2016, 07:57 AM
The moment when you go to get out of the truck after driving an hour and a half to work and you realize you forgot to put on your shoes.
no way .... DOH!
cell128
03-11-2016, 11:49 AM
I always forget something ....always!!! Worst time I forgot my entire mirage drive along with the paddle... Wasn't going fishing though just was gonna make a quick run tontry and fish out a avet indropped in the water
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jorluivil
04-04-2016, 07:38 PM
That moment when you're the flavor of the month
momo fish
04-04-2016, 07:45 PM
The moment when after many years of catching trophies, you start flaming others stoke and start preaching about limits and culling...
Kayak_Bernie
04-05-2016, 12:09 PM
That moment when you see a guy strap a $4,500 racing SUP on to a $300 beater honda... then the board falls off as soon as he pulls out of the parking spot
Silbaugh4liberty
04-05-2016, 12:21 PM
I always forget something ....always!!! Worst time I forgot my entire mirage drive along with the paddle... Wasn't going fishing though just was gonna make a quick run tontry and fish out a avet indropped in the water
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I left my batteries in my car at John's house, while I carpooled with him down to Dana! So pissed at myself, LOL.
Cbad Mike
04-05-2016, 12:26 PM
The moment when you realize that you're one of the great fishermen because you don't catch fish.
octico
04-05-2016, 01:29 PM
I left my batteries in my car at John's house, while I carpooled with him down to Dana! So pissed at myself, LOL.
That moment you go to turn on your fish finder and it will not turn on, and then the other moment you realize your buddy told you he left his battery at your house.
Silbaugh4liberty
04-05-2016, 03:20 PM
That moment you go to turn on your fish finder and it will not turn on, and then the other moment you realize your buddy told you he left his batter at your house.
I wasn't fishing that day anyways! Just brought the poles to look cool :linesnap:
:leaving:
jorluivil
04-05-2016, 05:22 PM
That moment when you're no longer the flavor of the month
619-SWIM-DOG
04-05-2016, 05:38 PM
That moment when Demon catches better fish then you in a month, then you will in the year.:notworthy:
jorluivil
04-05-2016, 06:54 PM
That moment when Demon catches better fish then you in a month, then you will in the year.:notworthy:
And only has 1 point in 2016 WCW
Deamon
04-06-2016, 06:23 AM
That moment when...
The original poster of a stupid thread, pops in a stupid comment to keep his stupid thread alive...:reddy::pepsi::bandit::puke::stupid:
You try your best to turn of the irrigation system at a park to keep your best friends from getting wet and still get shit about it ten years later...:the_finger:
You post a catch report and it gets banned...an accomplishment few others can claim...:D
you realize the dude who used to post decent catches of quality fish hasn't checked in with a report in a while and you're wondering if he's still catching them...:paddleersmilie:
Jim
jorluivil
04-10-2016, 05:12 PM
That moment when you're fighting some other persons battle.
jorluivil
04-16-2016, 07:05 PM
That moment when a Steve Harvey imposter is hosting the MB tournament raffle
Deamon
04-17-2016, 09:39 AM
That moment when a Steve Harvey imposter is hosting the MB tournament raffle
That moment when your raffle ticket's called for like the eleventh time and you hear whispers of "bull shit"..."rigged"..."wtf"...hahahahahahahah!!!
Step up next year peeps and buy some real tickets for a great cause...! Heroes On the Water
Jim
Iceman
04-17-2016, 04:49 PM
http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/steve-harvey-retiring.jpg
Hey, I called out the right numbers, guys just kept hearing it wrong...........and I don't see those lil numbers so well any more.
jorluivil
04-18-2016, 06:56 PM
That moment when you can't find a red flag so..............
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ewhitney60
04-18-2016, 07:47 PM
That moment when...
You improvise, because you HAVE to.
bwana
04-19-2016, 10:19 AM
That moment when you can't find a red flag so..............
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I am sure people have heard me tell the story...
A cop pulled me over because my kayak sticks too far out the back.
He asked whats up with the red flag?
I said you should have seen the look on my daughter's face when I asked her for one of her old red laced bras...
He let's me go without even a warning.
http://i1321.photobucket.com/albums/u544/OCbwana/023_zps56223a10.jpg
Deamon
04-19-2016, 02:44 PM
That moment when you try and hand out some extra tee shirts from my old company at the Friday night BBQ and no one in the entire group wears a small, medium or large.
alanw
04-19-2016, 05:10 PM
That moment when your pop-up blocker pops up to tell you it blocked a pop-up.
You forgot your wallet and cant pay to fish SARL so you just fish the SART.
jorluivil
06-06-2016, 08:40 PM
That moment when you check before you connect
wiredantz
06-06-2016, 09:54 PM
The moment when you start feeling sorry for Jorge, becuase he is throwing a tantrum and wants attention taking over people threads.
jorluivil
07-18-2016, 11:09 AM
That moment when you grab the bow line on your kayak, you start to pull your kayak up the beach, the line snaps and you fall on your ass while everyone on the beach is watching.
King Saba
07-18-2016, 12:00 PM
That moment when you grab the bow line on your kayak, you start to pull your kayak up the beach, the line snaps and you fall on your ass while everyone on the beach is watching.
The moment when you realize you need to put more $$$ down on some quality rope. :D
RedSledTeam
07-18-2016, 12:14 PM
That moment when you grab the bow line on your kayak, you start to pull your kayak up the beach, the line snaps and you fall on your ass while everyone on the beach is watching. Where's the video?
Pocoloco
07-18-2016, 01:54 PM
That moment when mister green jeans asks to see your license at which you reply" no problem", and hand him last years.:eek:
jorluivil
07-18-2016, 05:24 PM
That moment when mister green jeans asks to see your license at which you reply" no problem", and hand him last years.:eek:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3a/11/68/3a116884945f870924f1ffd3f36fc015.jpg
PapaDave
07-19-2016, 06:29 AM
That moment that water comes bubbling up out the bottom of your boat and realize you forgot there was a hole down there to put a plug in.
Bilge pumps for the win...
I seem to have a habit of doing this, gotta work on that...
I could have died!!!!
jorluivil
08-23-2016, 08:37 PM
That moment when you're so excited about going fishing the next morning that you forget to strap down your kayak.
Harry Hill
08-23-2016, 08:57 PM
That moment when you are 100 miles from home and you realize your paddle isn't in the truck
MITCHELL
08-23-2016, 08:58 PM
15,139 views.....:eek:
bwana
08-23-2016, 08:59 PM
That moment when you just shot an elk (today) and realize the work is just starting.
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kirkdavis
08-24-2016, 05:04 AM
That moment when you just shot an elk (today) and realize the work is just starting.
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Congrats! I'll be heading out in Oct. with a cow tag. They are not quite as much work as a bull but it is still a lot depending on how remote you are.
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jorluivil
08-24-2016, 03:15 PM
That moment when your co-worker(who sits across from you) burps and you get a whiff of his lunch :ack2: :puke:
f'nsabiki
08-24-2016, 03:48 PM
That moment when you just shot an elk (today) and realize the work is just starting.
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GET SOME PHOTO'S UP!!!!! It's like dragging a loaded PA-14 through the woods.
jorluivil
01-06-2017, 10:13 PM
That moment when it's been almost 2 years since this thread was created
PapaDave
01-09-2017, 07:41 AM
That moment when you realize that the reason your new boat engine wouldn't start for 15 minutes was because you didn't have the clip in the dead man's switch. :o
Dannowar
01-09-2017, 11:53 AM
That moment when you realize that the reason your new boat engine wouldn't start for 15 minutes was because you didn't have the clip in the dead man's switch. :o
Lol! Had a half heart attack after trailering mine 7 hours into Baja. That or the throttle isn't in neutral
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DPevin
01-09-2017, 12:21 PM
That moment when you put your head sock up over your nose to keep your face warm....and instantly regret not brushing your teeth that morning while in a hurry to meet up and launch with friends. After a hard night of drinking...
DPevin
01-09-2017, 12:22 PM
That moment when your first problem is resolved by drinking your first beer of the morning...
Harry Hill
01-09-2017, 05:13 PM
That moment when you grab the bow line on your kayak, you start to pull your kayak up the beach, the line snaps and you fall on your ass while everyone on the beach is watching.
I did this last week at Tidelands, thought ,I broke my tailbone I hit so hard, Budha saw it and didn't laugh, at least while I was down, I don't know if he did after we left, I would have.
jorluivil
01-18-2017, 07:17 PM
That Moment When.............................you're the guy that pissed everyone off this week.
cabojohn
01-22-2017, 09:12 AM
That moment when your wife sits you down at breakfast and needs to talk...
And then she give you the news:confused:
She got our family center ice tickets to the NHL All Star game and skills N drills
competition at Staples Center next weekend! Boom.
GKG
Deamon
01-22-2017, 10:49 AM
That moment when someone posts the awesome gaff made and gifted out by CaboJOHNNY and you're like "say what"?...:the_finger:
DPevin
01-23-2017, 01:59 PM
That moment when your wife sits you down at breakfast and needs to talk...
And then she give you the news:confused:
She got our family center ice tickets to the NHL All Star game and skills N drills
competition at Staples Center next weekend! Boom.
GKG
epic...that skills competition is awesome. so impressive
MrPukaShell
01-23-2017, 02:34 PM
The moment when this thread got 200 replies...... Make that 201
ful-rac
01-23-2017, 03:31 PM
You get inspired by another BWE member.....
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u217/pksbshp/0E64C076-8E16-4071-A328-692BF8474716_zpsi6ndn3xj.jpg (http://s169.photobucket.com/user/pksbshp/media/0E64C076-8E16-4071-A328-692BF8474716_zpsi6ndn3xj.jpg.html)
YakDout
01-23-2017, 03:39 PM
Its a plumbing contractor. No wait its an electrician. Must be B1 general contractor that can do it all...
GregAndrew
01-23-2017, 04:30 PM
No, but he did just finish his 4 month long bait tank build. So now he is an expert in everything.
Disclaimer: This is a fictitious response on my part. Any similarity to any BWE member (living or dead) is completely coincidental.
jorluivil
01-26-2017, 01:57 PM
That moment when you hose down the inside of your kayak and you're suddenly reminded of your failed launches and landings.
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Orca Winfrey
01-27-2017, 06:56 PM
That moment when you get into your car and the inside smells like sealion ass because you forgot to take your bag of sea water soaked clothes out from your last trip.
MITCHELL
01-27-2017, 07:46 PM
After watching an isis beheading.....to protect your self because you lost your right to bare arms.....
octico
01-27-2017, 08:47 PM
That moment when you get into your car and the inside smells like sealion ass because you forgot to take your bag of sea water soaked clothes out from your last trip.
Never smelled sea lion's ass... just saying.
MITCHELL
01-27-2017, 08:54 PM
Never smelled sea lion's ass... just saying. and shoreline....hopefully the last storms powerwashed it....
jorluivil
08-08-2017, 12:05 PM
That moment when you screw up the parking stalls
GregAndrew
08-08-2017, 03:22 PM
Just flip them over, they are upside-down.
PapaDave
08-09-2017, 06:53 AM
What's up with all the PHOTOBUCKET messages about upgrading my account?
makobob
08-09-2017, 07:27 AM
That moment when they tell you that your time is up and you can go home in two days. Nursing homes SUCK but at least I am in better shape then I have been in for Years, thank you Vista Knolls. Tight Lines.
Hunters Pa
08-09-2017, 08:01 AM
That moment when you screw up the parking stalls
What am I missing??:hmmmm2::hmmmm2:
Aren't they set up for two-way traffic?
GregAndrew
08-09-2017, 02:48 PM
What's up with all the PHOTOBUCKET messages about upgrading my account?
No, any photos posted by anyone from their PhotoBucket account can no longer be seen on 3rd party sites, unless they cough up $300 to PB.
chris138
08-09-2017, 03:40 PM
IMGUR Bros!!!
WARRIORMIKE
08-10-2017, 02:26 PM
http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff404/mikesphotos77/Mobile%20Uploads/image-21.jpg (http://s1234.photobucket.com/user/mikesphotos77/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image-21.jpg.html)
FullFlavorPike
08-10-2017, 02:51 PM
Upload straight to BWE
Deamon
08-18-2017, 04:15 PM
2300 for everything
That moment when there's a great deal being offered...and someone's asking for more off:the_finger: Can someone tell this dude it's long gone, lol? Jim
makobob
08-18-2017, 05:02 PM
That moment when there's a great deal being offered...:the_finger:
Can someone tell this dude it's long gone, lol? Jim
That moment when:
Your yak is sold and the new boat is NOT ready to fish, LOBSTER.
Deamon
08-18-2017, 05:36 PM
That moment when:
Your yak is sold and the new boat is NOT ready to fish, LOBSTER.
Hahaha Bobby! You haven't called me lately...3rd tails and dodo trip tomorrow. Jim
jorluivil
11-23-2017, 03:08 PM
That moment when you have to Mickey Mouse yo shit.
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GregAndrew
11-23-2017, 04:58 PM
That moment when you realize that your "floating gaff" is not coming back up with the Halibut. Or, that moment when your temp backup gaff breaks in two with 1 shake of a 32# Halibut.
GTboosted
11-23-2017, 08:38 PM
That moment when you realize that your "floating gaff" is not coming back up with the Halibut. Or, that moment when your temp backup gaff breaks in two with 1 shake of a 32# Halibut.
The first one happened to me. I'm still waiting to see a post when someone gets a hali with a gaff stuck to it so that I can claim it back lol
Got change for a five?
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