Bumped on the yak

[Tman]

Paddled out early this morn, long read..

So made bait pretty easily and headed out to the outside corner.
As I am paddling out, getting tailed by something...keep looking back, realize it's a big ocean voracious predator...holy crap.

Realized I was gonna have him on my tail for a while. Tried to paddle away, he kept following me. Then, he started bumping my yak...

WTF?

I start paddling away, he follows me..

I go dude, what's up?

I was afraid he was gonna take his parrot like beak and grab the bow of my kayak and flip me over, then devour me like the tentacles of a jellyfish.

What should I do, bring some jellyfish to distract him?

When I called him Dude, he asked if I was friends with Nemo...

[surfisher]

Duuuude, you need to ride the North Atlantic current to find Nemo. Duh.

[619-SWIM-DOG]

Bump him back......

[Zed]

Make soup and sunglasses out of his reptile ass.

[Mr. NiceGuy]

Is it possible to electrify the hull?

http://blog.martymagic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Squid-Attacks-Nautilus-Submarine.jpg

[cabojohn]

bump

[JohnMckroidJr]

If you were in a mirage drive kayak, they do get attracted to the flippers, and I have had them try to take a bite of the kayak without any luck.....been followed a few times during mating season, but they have never asked me about Nemo.

[the dude]

let it mate with you next time, then move on...

[Zed]

let it mate with you next time, then move on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yEbUndTnUM

[stoned-trout]

sea turtle soup....

[kayakfisherman]

Did someone say soup???