View Full Version : What would you do if you win??
Mahigeer
01-09-2016, 01:37 PM
I know the odds are staggering against winning. I know we are all buying a dream for a few dollars, BUT somebody or bodies eventually win.
So, what would you do if you win the Powerball lottery all by yourself??
I will pay out my brother's and my own mortgages,
give some to charity,
and go on a long, world wide fishing trip to begin with.
Dirty Curti
01-09-2016, 02:14 PM
I would bump the economy because I would be spending it like crazy!
I want a boat!
Iceman
01-09-2016, 02:46 PM
I have never bought a lotto ticket ever. I think Billy Zane said it best in Titanic :D
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Or was it Dwight Shrute quoting billy Zane in Titanic..........
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jorluivil
01-09-2016, 03:02 PM
I would keep doing what I'm doing X $900,000,000
GeauxFish
01-09-2016, 03:27 PM
http://youtu.be/4AJO2Yv9APY :D
GregAndrew
01-09-2016, 05:19 PM
I would buy the Islander and run trips for kayakers to Clemente, Channel Isles and Mexico every weekend. Among other things.
YakDout
01-09-2016, 05:22 PM
Hookers and cocaine like the guy that was on the news. No but really, we have to stop talking about powerball. Its the first rule. Not that many people know about it but its getting harder to win with more people in... Shhhhh
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socal.beach.bum
01-09-2016, 05:26 PM
Ghost out.
buddha
01-09-2016, 06:47 PM
Change my phone number.
Mahigeer
01-09-2016, 08:40 PM
Do we know if anybody won??
It costs a few bucks for a dream.
A guy keeps complaining to god every week. " Oh lord, would it hurt if for once I win the lottery?" I have been a good person, never hurt anybody, so far and so on.
Lord " You must first BUY a ticket my son" You cheap so and so.
P.S. I have heard of a lot divorce and misfortunes for those who have won.
Mr. NiceGuy
01-09-2016, 09:49 PM
http://img.vietnamplus.vn/t380/Uploaded/jatmtb/2014_10_28/28102014MercedesBenz_Sprinter.jpg
I would buy a new Sprinter to replace my old rag of a Chevy Express van.
I would add a modular shower and toilet then re-register as a motorhome.
I would add inside ceiling pole racks
My kayak would slide in the back like a greased banana.
No problemo.
DanaPT
01-10-2016, 08:17 AM
I'd be the first mexican in space.
I may bring spray paint too.
StinkyMatt
01-10-2016, 10:11 AM
I would buy the Islander and run trips for kayakers to Clemente, Channel Isles and Mexico every weekend. Among other things.
I would buy San Clemente Island build a fisherman's dream hotel and hire Greg Andrews as the hotel manager.
Tony and George would be hired as "full service pool boys"! ......and yes they would wear skimpy outfits.:eek:
TheBentRod
01-10-2016, 11:09 AM
I would buy San Clemente Island build a fisherman's dream hotel and hire Greg Andrews as the hotel manager.
Tony and George would be hired as "full service pool boys"! ......and yes they would wear skimpy outfits.:eek:
X2 Minus the pool boys!
TheBentRod
01-10-2016, 11:12 AM
I would buy the Islander and run trips for kayakers to Clemente, Channel Isles and Mexico every weekend. Among other things.
Honestly, this is more probable!
battleborn
01-10-2016, 10:02 PM
What every billionaire does...become Batman.
blitzburgh
01-11-2016, 06:01 AM
If I win, each one of you knuckleheads will get the kayak of their choice :)
rossman
01-11-2016, 07:20 AM
I'd buy 6 beers all at once and have Dominos deliver a pizza to me. Maybe two.
MrPukaShell
01-11-2016, 07:50 AM
I would buy a Hobie :)
FISH11
01-11-2016, 08:45 AM
I would hire Bill Boyd to film and produce a kayak fishing show, where it would be filmed and starring local kayak fisherman. It would be called "La Jolla Warriors" and I would keep it on the air for more than one season. The 1st requirement would be no BS made up drama or territorial grandstanding.
I would buy a Hobie :)
Too small.
I would buy Hobie, jack the price too high, overengineer the propulsion w too many parts that break, and accesorize them w more superfluous googahs that serve no purpose, then dumb down the hull even further so that they have the same tracking as a turd going down the toilet.
Most of that is already done thanks to Hobie. Now show me the $. Lets get this done.
makobob
01-11-2016, 02:07 PM
I would just BUY BWE, let Andy hire a whole new crew. Guys working for BWE now ALL get TEN GRAND a MONTH for LIFE. Let's go fishing!!!
jorluivil
01-11-2016, 02:25 PM
I would just BUY BWE, let Andy hire a whole new crew. Guys working for BWE now ALL get TEN GRAND a MONTH for LIFE. Let's go fishing!!!
Where do I sign up?
jorluivil
01-11-2016, 02:27 PM
I would do this
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jorluivil
01-11-2016, 02:28 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--PytseVho--/lv4l34pyio0gjkfssllw.jpg
jorluivil
01-11-2016, 02:29 PM
http://factually.gizmodo.com/powerball-math-1-3-billion-divided-by-300-million-is-1752269297
makobob
01-11-2016, 02:31 PM
Where do I sign up?
Sign up for the Halibut Tourney in June at San Quintin.
tacmik
01-11-2016, 02:49 PM
Sing up for the Halibut Tourney in June at San Quintin.
I've heard you sing. Not worth a lotto ticket.
dillpick
01-11-2016, 03:28 PM
id buy a island where fishing is good and have any bwe member there free stay as long as they r fishing and build a wave off the island with a artificial reef.:)
Aznronin
01-11-2016, 04:01 PM
I would hire a "Kayakfishing Butler". Someone that would do all the heavy lifting for me and would bring me beer, coffee, lunch on the water on their jetski/zodiac from my nearby yacht. That way I can focus on the fishing and the scenery.
YakDout
01-11-2016, 04:20 PM
I cannot believe that nobody said....
skrilla
01-11-2016, 04:22 PM
Troll 2 mackerel at the same time...
right thru the mlpa :the_finger:
jorluivil
01-11-2016, 05:32 PM
Troll 2 mackerel at the same time...
right thru the mlpa :the_finger:
HAHAHAHAAHA!!
good one!!
f*ck it, why not just buy the MLPA!!??
ful-rac
01-11-2016, 06:11 PM
I would make it so you can't use "Username" as your Username...
jorluivil
01-11-2016, 06:22 PM
I would hire Anonymous to hack the BWE servers and change everyone's passwords
jorluivil
01-11-2016, 06:24 PM
I would rig everyone tournament so that Jim never wins
CaliHalikiller
01-11-2016, 06:36 PM
Donate a chunk of it to my sons travel baseball team and the little league and kayak fish the world
AirborneYak
01-11-2016, 07:09 PM
Try you luck!!
http://graphics.latimes.com/powerball-simulator/
jorluivil
01-11-2016, 07:22 PM
I cannot believe that nobody said....
http://www.bigwatersedge.com/bwevb/attachment.php?attachmentid=18029&stc=1&d=1452561558
You don't two chicks, you only need one frog
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Silbaugh4liberty
01-11-2016, 07:31 PM
The Solomon Islands!
http://www.therichest.com/expensive-lifestyle/the-top-10-things-you-can-buy-if-you-had-a-billion-dollars-2/
Maybe I'd buy 2 million bitcoin since the dollar is going to tank soon. Whoever wins it, better spend it before its not worth anything.
Harry Hill
01-11-2016, 08:01 PM
I would make a TV show about kayak fishing in Hawaii
RookieYakker
01-13-2016, 01:54 PM
YakDout, here's the "Hookers and Cocaine" news video you were talking about...hilarious!
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YakDout
01-13-2016, 02:14 PM
YakDout, here's the "Hookers and Cocaine" news video you were talking about...hilarious!
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Its funny every time...
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Kayak_Bernie
01-13-2016, 03:01 PM
Kayak fishing trip to the Amazon !!!!
Mahigeer
01-13-2016, 03:55 PM
YakDout, here's the "Hookers and Cocaine" news video you were talking about...hilarious!
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Not funny at all.
Shows no class and even in a joking matter it is distasteful.
FISH11
01-13-2016, 07:59 PM
I would buy a 26'+ center console boat, so I could take my kayak out and fish out one of the banks when the tuna are running without having to paddle 14 or more miles just to fish out there.
Mahigeer
01-14-2016, 08:08 AM
Well it is over for now.
Since it was not me, I am glad that there were more than one winner.
jorluivil
01-14-2016, 05:32 PM
Best prank ever?
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MrPukaShell
01-15-2016, 05:33 AM
All he said on the news this morning was he was going to send his Mom on any trip she desired. I think my Mom would have killed me
Best prank ever?
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