Pee Break

[Jimmyz123]

O.K. for those who are wearing chest waders how do you pee when you have to go. Along those same lines how do the rest of you go when you have to go? Do you carry a cup, bag, or whatever to pee into?

[mrJB]

I unwind mine, let it hang out the back, being very careful not to get it caught in the rudder! :hmmmm:






(Someone was bound to say it...)

[-scallywag-]

I'm pretty sure most guys in here pee sitting down :p....using a gatorade bottle or similar.

I like to stand up and whip it out like WHAT!!!! but I guess that's why they don't let me fish in the bays anymore?

In all reality it just depends, if you can't easily move around on your yak go with the waders that have a zipper and use the bottle, but if your comfortable poping up to your knees, then that is by far the most liberating experience.

[Jimmyz123]

I knew that posting this was going to open a can of worms, and I'm being completely real on this. When I use to surf going Pee wasn't an issue, you just went when you had to go. Same with fishing on a boat, you just bring a cup, can, or bucket and go. Sitting in a Yak makes it a little challenging. I'm trying to decide on check waders of pants, and this could make that choice easier.

P.S. Watch out for the rudder. OUCH!!

[Fear of Atlantis]

just whip it out and waterfall it over the side..! .:redface:

[Iceman]

peeing is easy...........beware of the growler!

[bellcon]

At first I thought, This question again?

then I read:
I'm pretty sure most guys in here pee sitting downand
peeing is easy...........beware of the growler! :D:D:D

Made me laugh...hard

As for peeing...
I just pull down the waders
and whip it out...(being careful if I am wearing those board shorts with damn the Velcro zipper:eek:)
If I have a Gatorade bottle or empty coffee cup
I use it
If not, then just waterfall over the edge as best I can...

I stole one of them pee pee-bottle thingys the last time I ended up in emergency
it would be great, but just another thing to bring, so I don't

Good luck out there:sifone:

[WahooUSMA]

This is too funny...When I had the X-Factor I could definitely pee from the knee position. After getting the Revo I tried to get on my knee's and damn near tipped over. So, when fishing from the Revo, I scoot up to the pedals, pull the chonies to the side and pee in the well. Once I'm drained, I paddle around for a moment until it disperses (Premo, you still need my Revo for the Catalina trip?). On the Wilderness, I have to do the same thing as the Revo.

When its cold though, it makes it a little more difficult. Kind of the Seinfeld syndrome....cold water shrinkage. Therefore, ya have to stick a finger up your @#@ and holler snake, then grab it when it comes out! LMFAO :evil:

[stairman]

There two kayakers out having a few beers and fishing and just as they were going to go make the long paddle back the hobie guy said I have to pee so he got up on his knees and whipped it out and said man the waters cold!
The x factor guy thought me too i gotta pee so he got up on his knees whipped it out and when his hit the water he said,your right the water is cold but its deep too!

[amsurferoceanbeach]

The real reason Hobie put a hole in the middle of their kayaks. ;)
Gotta pee somewhere!:o

[T Bone]

Buy the malibu stealth,toilet is right there buddy.

Maybe I am a caveman but I just whizz into the footwell and rinse it out with a few hand splashes of water....

[Vikingj]

[QUOTE=mrJB;55025]I unwind mine, let it hang out the back, being very careful not to get it caught in the rudder! :hmmmm:


Didn't I see you tie on a salas jr 6x in blue and do some yoyoing last time we were out?

[mrJB]

Nah, it was a Tady.... and Man, that spectra hurt! :argh:

[erinoo]

Hmmm..darn'st question I ever seen....My Dad always told me, " If a dog can't get through a fence, It ain't worth having"...Jimmy I know you will figure it out...

[Billy V]

The Hobie's have a bidet so you could wash up afterwards.

[Jimmyz123]

Hmmm..darn'st question I ever seen....My Dad always told me, " If a dog can't get through a fence, It ain't worth having"...Jimmy I know you will figure it out...

I can't stop laughing man, I needed this humor this evening. :luxhello:

Everything that has been said is what I was thinking. Happy Peeing all. :you_rock:

[Gino]

Wahoousma: When its cold though, it makes it a little more difficult. Kind of the Seinfeld syndrome....cold water shrinkage. Therefore, ya have to stick a finger up your @#@ and holler snake, then grab it when it comes out! LMFAO :evil:

hahahaha :biggrinjester:

Just be carefull when you pull it out by making sure there is no trebel hooks out or Pelicans near. only bad thigns can come from that situation.

[fishes]

I always get an energy drink, in a can, and end up having to use that to pee in. Be careful if going this route cause the opening is small and sharp. I had to sneeze mid-pee and ending up scratching my junk on the sharp opening of the can and pissed all over myself.

Gatorade bottle seems to be the best bet if you can't sling it over the side.

[sandydiego]

My X-factor is a white floating urinal......That catches fish.

[old_rookie]

I thought that's what why the scuppers were made.

[lterrero]

A long one with a bottle & wader half way...

[sandydiego]

I thought that's what why the scuppers were made.

Yep.

[baja709]

DEPENDS !:biggrinjester:

[sandydiego]

I'm not even going to go there.

[herefishyfishy!]

An easy solution is to buy a couple feet of garden hose, a funnel to fit the hose, and a hose clamp....kinda like a beer bong :cheers1:, except the contents are warmer ;).

[old_rookie]

DEPENDS !:biggrinjester:
on what?

[sandydiego]

An easy solution is to buy a couple feet of garden hose, a funnel to fit the hose, and a hose clamp....kinda like a beer bong :cheers1:, except the contents are warmer ;).

Archie Bunker said that you never really buy beer, you rent it.

[bigbarrels]

foley catheter with a leg bag:sifone:

[Jimmyz123]

on what?

You know, Depends, the adult diaper.

[dick fabulous]

Nothing more liberating than pp warming your legs/feet. Not so acceptable in public though. Or just save it for the AM PM on the way home with your corndogs.

[Ed]

A guy in NorCal cuts the top off a bull kelp bulb and cuts the stem bottom and sticks the end down a scupper. Mothers natures pee funnel.

[Stoneale]

Buy the malibu stealth,toilet is right there buddy.


LOL

[miguelitro]

Seeing that I am usually soaking wet the entire time out there from the beach launch in front of the house I just let it flow. I have had to go over the side before though that was only mildly related to the title of this thread:D

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[Jimmyz123]

Now that's a pee cup

[prowlerdude]

"Reel" men cast sitting down so why not pee?

I made the mistake of wizzing in paddle pants once... I figured, heck I used to warm the wet suit up all the time when I surfed, same thing right?. Not!! smelt like a freaking diaper, had to avoid everybody on shore and at home. Soaked them pants for a day in soapy water. What was I thinking.....

Scupper or 7-11 coffee cup.

[Mr GreenJeans]

Because of this very issue I decided to get waders with a zipper. Zip it down and whip it out. Just be careful of the teeth on the zipper. You wife might wonder just whose teeth gave you those marks.

[h2ofishfo]

If I have a Gatorade bottle or empty coffee cup
I use it
first of all u ever heard of dont eat where u shat i hope thats not a re-usable cup ????:pepsi:but yeah use a water bottle or pull your wanger over the side its not brain science !!!

[old_rookie]

You know, Depends, the adult diaper.
yeah - I know...

[bellcon]

first of all u ever heard of dont eat where u shat i hope thats not a re-usable cup ????:pepsi:but yeah use a water bottle or pull your wanger over the side its not brain science !!!


Chit...
I eat halibut from the LA Harbor...
So I don't think a little piss remnants gonna to hurt me.:pepsi:
:sifone:

[Tman]

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Bellcon wins it... best reply...

Phookin hilarious...:you_rock: