Serious, but slightly distasteful question
 

What do you guys do if you're on the water, and you need to drop a deuce?

I mean, it's not like there's floating porta potties out there right?

Just curious.

Simple....drop your waders, your underwear and let it fly! Hopefully it goes where you want it...:eek: and then don't tell anybody...;)

Makes pretty good catfish bait

I'm never eating catfish again.

Simply... find a cabin cruiser nearby and ask him if you could use that... :D

Get on your knees and over the side.

Thats a ligit but nasty Q. Peeing through a scupper hole is easy. Maybe you could slip a deuce through a mirage dive slot. Sitting on a bucket would set you of ballance in most yaks. Maybe it comes down to jumping over the side or just hoping the cheeks stay closed until
you make to the can on shore. Mike

^^^^^^^This :D.

Not sayin' I ever did it...but, yeah...this^^^^^^^:D

The black ops piss pal is hysterical but useless for the deuce. I think I'd probably have to bail over the side, dump, and then paddle my ass off.

All I can tell you is thank God for my Rod Pod. I try not to leave shore without a decent size pastic bag either.

http://www.bigwatersedge.com/bwegall...0/IMG_1179.JPG

Never used it as so... but it would come in handy if that time comes.... same as the rod pod as mentioned above. :D

If you have a center hatch, open it, remove your sandwich and fritos the bucket, sit over it and do the doo, dump it over the side and rinse with seawater (observe the of mackeral feeding frenzy), return bucket to hatch, return sandwich to bucket, paddle far enough away for plausible deniability if you made floaters, then eat the fritos with your fingers to restart the digestive process.

Matt had the pleasure of watching drop a duece one day. All I recall is sitting, peddling, minding my own business when all of a sudden I stomach got the bubble guts.

When we all got back to the launch most of the guys made fun of me and a few stood quiet, the quiet ones are the ones that said 'don't knock till you try'. You can know add me to the list of the quiet ones.

P.S.

Having a Hobie with a Mirage drive is a huuuuuuuge plus.

Well I guess I'm going home and finding a bucket and baggies to put under my rod pod. Think I'll vacuum seal some TP too.
Sounds like a new item for "share your innovations":D

That's why I ride a Malibu Stealth. If you ever see me sitting backwards while fishing please give me a little privacy. :D

I'm one of the lucky ones...so far. If I have any doubts on my internal integrity for the upcoming day, I take one little blue pill...die die medicine for those that don't have die die...It dries me up for 24 hours. Sorry for the detail but I'm just passing it forward...works like a charm. Thank me later. :cheers1:

Poop down the mirage drive well. Gaff out any floaters.

With that setup you become a roaming public comfort station. An ocean outhouse, if you will; a paddlin potty, littorial loo, swanie of the swells. Hail CH 71 for the chamberpot.

If you peddle a Hobie that center hatch is a great receptacle if your close to losing your mud. Or so Ive heard.

Been there done that...I can confirm the bait tank on the stealth works great as a shitter!:luxhello:

Thats a pretty good illustration of what it looks like there mike!

Lemonade...
 

Ok girls... I know there has to be more than me out there. Chime in girls. What do you do when you have to make a little lemonade out there? I wear waders most of the time except during the warmest months. In shorts, it is no problem. You have scuppers or the mirage drive hole to squat over. Just move those shorts aside and let er go. I wear those neoprene waders. Almost impossible to pull down. I guess I need to rethink my outer wear to some type of pant or looser fitting waders.

Come on females, give me some ideas... :blush5:

Janine

Roby??????

A girl's perspective?

:D

Matt, they said girls not ladyboy

LMAO!!! Classic Photoshop work, my man!

Mirage drive bay
 

Outback is very stable . Have not tried it on my Revo yet . With. Good tidal flow , it gets pumped out quickly.:ack2:

good idea - never thought of this.

I'm never without a half-roll of TP in a zip-loc bag. Nor am I without a 20-gallon black garbage bag. The latter serves many purposes, including the one under discussion.

Squat over the bag. Clean up. Carry the knotted bag to shore.

Or...insert a fist-sized rock or a couple of dead batteries into the bag, and slide it over the side NOT tied shut. (That lets the air out.)

never throw dead batteries
 

over the side . it"s ecologically unsound . :boxing_smiley:

secretly, puts a garbage bag and toilet paper on kayak. Some people like terry cloths.:D

Coming up on 5 years of kayak fishing I have never been in this situation. (Knocks on wood)
I just try to plan what I eat so I dont have any surprises on the water.

Mirage hole works, so does the center hatch on malibu's. better bag that one though. sitting sideways is ideal. oh and you can jump in too. the cold water usually makes you pucker though.

Its "Call of Doodie 2" and not "Call of Duty 1" and if the ops are black you better go see a Dr. :D

Some how we all Jeorge would have the answer for this...:eek:

I am sad to see nobody has brought up Nate (Steamroll). Plastic bag in the hatch of a p15 ;)

In truth, the only time I've needed to do this I just pedaled (correct word usage) my Pro Angler to the shore, walked up among the boulders and gave birth to a politician right there. (Had my baggie of TP, naturally.)