I'm sure we have great uses for this...
 

Never Wet has been talked about here in the past - I sprayed my paddle blades with the stuff and haven't got dripped on since...

I'm going to bathe in it. Then I won't even need a kayak anymore. I will just hover above the ocean.

nope not quite magic...they're a few of us here that tried this stuff and it seems to work well...on surfaces that don't get touched. It seems as soon as you lay a finger on it it loses it's "never wet" properties...I tried it on a cooler and it worked right after the stuff was applied then stopped working after it was touched or cleaned. The bad thing is that it leaves a white really rough texture to whatever you spray it to.

Stuff is garbage. It seems like magic but as Tony said its real world properties are pointless for us.

Agreed stuff sucks. Tried it on a bunch of surfaces and it all peeled off and gor messed up super quick.