Am I cruel?
 

I still had some bait in the tank when I landed the other day. As I was packing up my gear I noticed a seagull standing next to the yak; staring expectantly at my bait tank. I think he was just waiting for me to turn my back so he could make a grab for a mac in the tank. I picked up a mac and tossed it over to the edge of the water. The mac was a little large for this particular seagull and he wasn't able to swallow it. He just stood there and pecked at it for a couple of seconds. The next thing I know, some dessicated old hippie chick quickly waddles over to the mac to save it from the evil bird. She gently picked it up in both hands, cradling it to her saggy, wrinkled boobs as she walked it out into the surf. She then carefully released the mac to swim away to play with Nemo and his other mac friends. The hippie chick turned towards me and gave me the stinky-eye from Hell. This kelp-hugging broad put every bit of PETA-fueled hatred into that stare. I almost felt bad for a minute, but then a flock of seagulls swooped down behind her, fought over the mac and, eventually, one big-ass gull swallowed it and flew away. I then tossed the rest of the remaining macs to the gulls.
So my question is; am I a bad person?

Its always an adventure to see what a hormonally crazed Peta Lovin' Hippy Chick will do. There are 30 different people inside there, one for each day of the month.

They can be dangerous, its best to step back and hope they focus on other prey.:shot:
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Have you ever seen the Howard Stern Show where Howard threatens to boil a Lobster if the Peta Chicks didn't strip down nakid' and make out?

Its a classic.

I'm interested in what would have happened if you were feeding a seal/sea lion that mack at children's pool.

Are the mack backers as powerful as the seal-huggers?

zacktly. classic

I don't believe your a bad person, in fact you are probably one of the most intelligent and well versed human on this planet.......:you_rock:

Your conscience can be clear, imagining that nightly, she probably feeds her 30-some-odd cats the canned version of that very same species she futilly attempted to deliver from the tragic end you had so nefariously plotted. :rolleyes:

Very insightful indeed...............or maybe she felt a special connection/bond with the mac because they both smelled the same.:puke:

how do you live with yourself? :hmmmm2:



Geze Louise...you could have chucked yer extra bait near the hippie, PETA member, tree hugger, stink eye, lady thingy so they swarmed her. :notworthy:

:you_rock:

"Mine! Mine! Mine!"



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I think this calls for a sea gull catching trip at the beach!! Next time leave the mac nose hooked, and fly a feathered kite in front of those seal hugging, mac loving, leather toting, Birkenstock wearing, unshaven, hippie reject, PITA freaks!..... E-Gads! I hope that some hippie PITA chick is there next time I come in with bait. What a Biotch!

WTG Doug!... You're my Hero!:notworthy: You mac torturing fool!!:D

the perfect ending would have been her being strafed with seagull poop!!!lol

PETA = People eating tasty animals lol

Take it easy!

Aaron

Doug, you should have chopped the macs in half and told her "this way the birds don't get hurt swallowing the wiggling macs" :cool:

Maybe you should have gone over to her and politely asked if she was a vegetarian. Most likey the answer would be yes. Then matter of factly told her that 10 of Millions of insects of rodents die agonizing and violent deaths farming fields to grow her vegetables. Then give her the stick eye and yell, "MURDERER!!"

Probably wouldn't put it into perspective for her, but it might be kind of fun:eviltongue: :the_finger:

I might of gone as far as to stick the macs head first in the sand up to their gills and they would be waving their little tails goodbye. Save me hippie chick, save me. Wouldn't that be a laugh, I'll bet shes a pot smoker :canabis: or a pole smoker :puke:

Too bad you didn't have any more bait to bite the head off in front of her!:cheers1:

Dgax, You crack me up. At least the fur didn't any. :notworthy:

LOL

If she was a pole smoker then she MIGHT be of some use.

[quote=TUNAFISH;23766]I, I'll bet shes a pot smoker


you say that like it is a bad thing.

peace
jeff


Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day.