Bumped on the yak
 

Paddled out early this morn, long read..

So made bait pretty easily and headed out to the outside corner.
As I am paddling out, getting tailed by something...keep looking back, realize it's a big ocean voracious predator...holy crap.

Realized I was gonna have him on my tail for a while. Tried to paddle away, he kept following me. Then, he started bumping my yak...

WTF?

I start paddling away, he follows me..

I go dude, what's up?

I was afraid he was gonna take his parrot like beak and grab the bow of my kayak and flip me over, then devour me like the tentacles of a jellyfish.

What should I do, bring some jellyfish to distract him?

When I called him Dude, he asked if I was friends with Nemo...

Duuuude, you need to ride the North Atlantic current to find Nemo. Duh.

Bump him back......

Make soup and sunglasses out of his reptile ass.

Is it possible to electrify the hull?

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If you were in a mirage drive kayak, they do get attracted to the flippers, and I have had them try to take a bite of the kayak without any luck.....been followed a few times during mating season, but they have never asked me about Nemo.

let it mate with you next time, then move on...

sea turtle soup....

Did someone say soup???