I love the not so subtle play on the "Proof of Life". A "Proof of Death" is best, given the target species. I do, however, hate your disclaimer. The likelihood of any of the prior offended hiring you is next to slim. Stay salty.
And, given the current conditions (launch conditions, weekday fishing, and scarcity of bait) this thread will not cause the same mass attack conditions.
As for the cooler, I have a nice collapsible you can use if your rigid framed cooler does not work.......
