Frank Frank Frank
I will leave you with this
I bet your God would be a whole lot more upset if you hurt a diver,
than He would say, if you entered a little kayak fishing tournament.
God: FRANK YOU KILLED A DIVER!
Frank:Um yeah God, but, but, he was going to steal my bug

, I just know it! oh and at least I have never entered one of those evil kayak fishing / gambling tournaments

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