Well I have a red kayak. Now all I need to do is tie one of those hooks to the back and one in the front
http://www.handmadefishhooks.com/ 
Get a big butt and bleed it in the water. So when the big white goes for the lure (kayak) all I need to do is paddle it back to shore and viola. Just got me a 2,000lb shark.. World record the easy way.
Before you know it I just got the new extreme sport for every one to join. You my friends already have the kayak. Just need to paint the bottom red and get large hooks.