One TEXT from the wife........keep fishing
Two texts from the wife......keep fishing
Three texts from the wife.......keep fishing (closer to the shoreline)
Four texts from the wife.......reply that you are already loaded up and on the freeway (while you keep fishing)
Five or more texts from the wife.......Screw it, you are already in the dog house, tell her to clean the house, make your dinner and you don't know when you will be getting home!
