pan pan, 911, may day...may day. HELP!
SAVE MATT!
The East Coast calls...
It appears STINKY MATT needs assistance STAT.
He activated his spot...they have his GPS location. Air support just located his camp.
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Hey Matt, friends of the sewer have you covered!
We added $10 to your greyhound account/ bus ticket.
See you next weekend...all the beer you can drink.
(we are fishing the tourney Saturday but not camping)