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Originally Posted by CheapPelican

Act like you never saw it. Next time you take get on the water, call her from a different number and tell her that you just got picked up by the coast guard because your yak sprung a leak. Assure her you’re ok but your yak, rods, cell phone and wallet sunk.

Bonus points if you can pull this off on April fools day.

FRICKIN HILARIOUS !!!!!!