Seriously though...cut out some small pieces of an old (clean)"Tide" bottle. Get a big ass metal spoon, put the pieces in it, hold with vise grips (and a hot mitt), melt the orange plastic pieces on the stovetop, pour 'em into the grooves, as it cools smooth with a putty knife. Be sure and prop your yak up on its side so the wife's scars are pointed skyward.
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