Simple solution for a comeback to those, less fortunate...
Ask him if his wife knows that he borrowed her pants, then add 'I bet her arse looks much nicer in them'...
I got a ticket one time in DM by a 6'5" meter douche, I was a minute too late, I asked him if his boyfriend was as tall as him...when he asked 'What did you just say', I told him that he must be the beyotch in the relationship, your boyfriend must be as tall as you since you borrowed his pants. Does he call you Rita?
True to form, he called in the deputies...they couldn't believe I said that to him...
