Duhhhh ............. You put the kayak in your living room facing the TV. Then you turn the TV to NG channel when they have a show about the ocean. Get inside and pretend paddle as fast as you can. Have your dog bark at you from the side.. Do try and hit him with a paddle. Thats when your wife would run over with a bucket of dirty water and throw it in your face. Try not to puke inside for the extra smell.. That would bring the cats over and you dont want the cats over at your house..
Thats how you get a used kayak that never got wet ... Duhhhhh
