[Mr. NiceGuy]

It would be fun to make a video like that.


Lots of yard sale debris to float around, hither and thither, including beer cans. (I know, unopened beer cans don't float, but it's a nice visual.)

A couple more bobbing ice chests of odd sizes and colors.

Lose your shoe like Hillary, lose your hat, lose your pants, bust open your tackle box and lose the contents, hit your head on a rock, break your rod in half, then plop down on the beach like a humiliated and broken man ... only to be smashed by one more big wave.

Then a scruffy beach dog sniffing around lifts his leg and pees on you.


Zoom in on a shark's dorsal fin just past the breakers.


Hook, line and sinker.