[Harry Hill]

A man is fishing at a resort lake when he sees a car pull up with just married on the back window, he watches while the groom carries the bride over the threshold but five minutes later the husband comes out and starts fishing.
A little later the husband runs back to the room but five minutes later he is back out fishing.
This goes on quite a few times and curiosity gets the best of the first man so when the husband makes about the 6th trip he decides to talk to him. He says to the husband, you must be really in love with sex with your new bride. The husband says no sex, she has gonorrhea so no sex.
The man asks, is the oral great? and the husband answers, no she has pyorrhea so no oral.
So the man getting really curious asks, is it anal, is that what keeps drawing you back? The husband says no, she has diarrhea so we don't do that.
Now the man is really curious and says if it's none of those things why do you keep running back to the room? The husband answers, well, she has worms, and I really love fishing.