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Old 07-31-2015, 02:25 PM   #59
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In a related story released by the Carlsbad Unified School District:

Long time Carlsbad school crossing guard, affectionately known as Chad Mike has requested an immediate leave of absence to deal with some personal issues. Mike has been a fixture in Carlsbad and is easily recognizable large and attention getting left hand. Earlier this weekend Mike is as involved in a life or death struggle with a massive mako shark while fishing off La Jolla. Mike felt he needed a little time to deal with his instant stardom and of course the inevitable nightmares that come along with such a harrowing experience. We will of course miss Mike and trust that he will get past this experience with no long term effects.
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