Welcome to the site and the sport. The best thing for you to do is research and narrow down your choices to maybe 3 or 4 yaks then demo them. Remember, a kayak can be perfect for one guy but be terrible for someone else so as important as reviews are, just keep that in mind. Very important to demo so you don't end up with a boat that isn't right for you.
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Good luck with your search and congrats on your new addition.