[TheBentRod]

Originally Posted by WildernessWanker

My shirt came in yesterday, totally Bad@$s! I got in trouble after the following conversation took place with my wife though:

Wife-"A package came in for you today, I think it's your shirt."
Me-"Awesome! How does it look? Is it the right size? I heard they're pretty sweet, what do you think?"
Wife-"I didn't open it but I can."
Me-"Ok, DON'T! I'm leaving work now and will head home, so just leave it on the table."
Wife-"You're not off yet, it can wait until you get home."
Me-"It's Friday and I already wrapped everything up for the week, I'll see you in a few."
Wife-"Ummmm, just a couple weeks ago you told me you couldn't get off early because it was Friday and you told me those were crazy days for you."
Me-".........."
Wife-"Then a fishing shirt shows up and you are in a hurry to call it a day and head home to open it."
Me-" It's not just a fishing shirt, it supports a good cause."
Wife-"You're ridiculous!"
Me-"I know, but I'm almost home so I'll show you the shirt and you'll see what I'm talking about."
Wife-"Pure ridiculousness! Should I leave I on the porch so you can get to it before you come in the house?!"
Me-"That'd be nice, would you mind?!"

You the man! You slipped up and did not skip a beat. Just like a Kayak anglers wife to see the obvious. Let's see... Get off early to do honey do's or get my cool shirt? Easy choice for me!!