[wiredantz]

A California senior citizen drove his brand new Red
Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down 110 fwy, pushing
the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the
elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm
too old for this nonsense!"

He then pulled over to the side of the FWY and
waited for the Trooper to catch up.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the
driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my
shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Officer, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a California Highway Patrol Officer. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Officer.