Adding to Dan's sarcasm... The Zombie Tourists in La Jolla during the summer time are already enough. Standing in front of our trucks at the launch, walking in the middle of the street, and asking twenty million questions about our catch. Having Zombie Fisherman (kayakers or PBs) on top of it makes those of us with our heads screwed on straight, fell like we're going to explode. Luckily in two weeks labor day arrives and the tourists go home, so let's not be zombies to each other.
Matt - I've got it covered, but by God, if all these Zombies could wake up and be as cool and helpful as you, the world would be a much better place.
With that said, as the "enemy," if I kayaker ever crosses my line, gets in my path, or so much as lays a finger on my boat, trailer or truck, I will saw their kayak in half and bbq their fish.
-Completely kidding, but lets not be a bunch of nut sacks please.