Bass fishing and Jack Daniels... - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

T Bone · 02-16-2011, 04:53 PM

I went bass fishing the other day and in short order ran out of crawdads for bait.It was about that time I saw Diamondback Rattlesnake with a frog in his mouth he had just caught.Frogs were great bait for big bass so i caught the snake since there was no way he could bite me with a frog halfway down his throat.After removing the frog I realized releasing the snake could be dangerous.I reached into my back pocket and pulled out my jack daniels and poured some down his throat,his eyes soon rolled back and he went limp.He was then released without incident.
The frog was inhaled by a monster bass that went 8# plus on the scale.After a photo and release I was enjoying life with some good sippin whiskey when I felt a nudge at my foot.Looking down,there was the snake but this time he had two frogs in his mouth...

onetriphudson · 02-16-2011, 04:57 PM

I must be working too much.

It took me until the last sentence to realize this was just a sweet joke.

Good laugh man!

805gregg · 02-16-2011, 05:07 PM

I keep hoping the snake would bite you.

Adam12 · 02-16-2011, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 805gregg

I keep hoping the snake would bite you.

That's funnier than the joke.

StinkyMatt · 02-16-2011, 06:30 PM

Nice one TBone. I was about to go to BPS to buy some"frog" jigs.

Jimmyz123 · 02-17-2011, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyMatt

Nice one TBone. I was about to go to BPS to buy some"frog" jigs.

I think you should still go to BPS and buy some frog jigs, there's always a reason to go buy fishing gear.

mtnbykr2 · 02-17-2011, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimmyz123

I think you should still go to BPS and buy some frog jigs, there's always a reason to go buy fishing gear.

there's always a reason to go to BPS period....

DESTROYER · 02-17-2011, 08:29 AM

I love JD! Good Joke T

Gino · 02-17-2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mtnbykr2

there's always a reason to go to BPS period....

Thats funny stuff Tbone.

scooter · 02-18-2011, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by onetriphudson

I must be working too much.

It took me until the last sentence to realize this was just a sweet joke.

Good laugh man!

You're smarter than me. I had to read the whole thing twice before I GOT the joke. I think I need to spend more time with Jack and less at work.

Good joke TBone!

02-16-2011, 04:53 PM	#1
T Bone Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Redlands CA Posts: 871	Bass fishing and Jack Daniels... I went bass fishing the other day and in short order ran out of crawdads for bait.It was about that time I saw Diamondback Rattlesnake with a frog in his mouth he had just caught.Frogs were great bait for big bass so i caught the snake since there was no way he could bite me with a frog halfway down his throat.After removing the frog I realized releasing the snake could be dangerous.I reached into my back pocket and pulled out my jack daniels and poured some down his throat,his eyes soon rolled back and he went limp.He was then released without incident. The frog was inhaled by a monster bass that went 8# plus on the scale.After a photo and release I was enjoying life with some good sippin whiskey when I felt a nudge at my foot.Looking down,there was the snake but this time he had two frogs in his mouth... __________________ Barachit Baralah,Elohim-In the beginning,God-Genesis 1:1 "Who among you,if your son asked for a fish would give them a serpent " Jesus Matt. 7:10

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02-16-2011, 04:57 PM	#2
onetriphudson Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Carlsbad Posts: 143	I must be working too much. It took me until the last sentence to realize this was just a sweet joke. Good laugh man!

02-16-2011, 05:07 PM	#3
805gregg Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Ojai, Ca Posts: 43	I keep hoping the snake would bite you.

02-16-2011, 06:30 PM	#5
StinkyMatt Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 2,169	Nice one TBone. I was about to go to BPS to buy some"frog" jigs.

02-17-2011, 08:29 AM	#8
DESTROYER Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: "The Table" Posts: 976	I love JD! Good Joke T