LJ 3/21 - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Whizz Bang · 03-22-2012, 09:46 AM

Better yet, we should collect a whole mess of them and dump their teensy-tiny savaged little bodies at the feet of the environmental wackos over at the children's pool.

Then, as they stare down in horror at the innocent creatures gasping and shuddering at their feet, we could calmly explain that this was the handiwork of their beloved seals. Perhaps we could even point out that they are not flippered puppies, they are predators. Cue Elton John's "Circle of Life".

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03-22-2012, 09:46 AM	#11
Whizz Bang Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 396	Better yet, we should collect a whole mess of them and dump their teensy-tiny savaged little bodies at the feet of the environmental wackos over at the children's pool. Then, as they stare down in horror at the innocent creatures gasping and shuddering at their feet, we could calmly explain that this was the handiwork of their beloved seals. Perhaps we could even point out that they are not flippered puppies, they are predators. Cue Elton John's "Circle of Life".