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06-22-2016, 03:24 PM
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PROBATION
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 657
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Jorge, I jumped 8 semi trucks on my SCOOTER naked. Once my parachute failed to open . I was chased by the Taliban and ended up in a Mexican jail TWICE. The day I brought two dozen donuts to fat camp was the closest brush with death ever! I was attacked and crushed by 36 fat woman. Aight, I was flat (FAT) line...they saved my life by doing CPR  I was DEAD! 
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06-22-2016, 04:04 PM
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Emperor
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Buena Park
Posts: 3,649
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I almost died when I wore my TRUMP make america great again T-shirt at the Mexico vs Chile match....
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06-22-2016, 04:53 PM
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Fishing Patriot
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 1,121
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 That's because you forgot your hatuploadfromtaptalk1466643224209.jpg Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk
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06-22-2016, 06:12 PM
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Malibu Stealth 12
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Hollywood, San Diego, Gonzaga Bay
Posts: 512
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I almost died on the freeway today checkin BWE on my phone
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06-22-2016, 06:40 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: East County
Posts: 914
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06-22-2016, 07:39 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: San Diego
Posts: 217
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About 7 years ago me and a friend were fishing north of Scripps before the MLPA A**holes closed it to fishing. I had no fish finder back then and was probably still using a Walmart rod.
I see this other guy hook a thresher, which broke off. So he tells me don't worry they have teeth and will probably cut your line. Next five minutes I hook one, Get it to the boat pretty fast, fish is still green. Thresher jumps over my kayak. I mean he jumps over my knees, clears the kayak lands on the other side. All I saw was a grey blur whizzing by my face. I managed to get him to the boat on my terms cause I wanted a photo of this killer. I couldn't get him out of the water for the photo cause he was too heavy. would of probably bled out from internal injuires if he hit me. One reason I will never target sharks! |
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06-22-2016, 08:23 PM
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Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Pine Valley when not fishing La Jolla
Posts: 2,643
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Sharon that is quite a story, but the picture is AWESOME. Congrats in winning the battle.
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