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Old 10-30-2017, 09:27 AM   #1
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Messed up but funny (:

A few days after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor man answered his door to find two grim-faced Harbor Master officers.

"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife,".

"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked.

One officer said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news"!

Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."

The officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."

"Lord sufferin' Jesus!" exclaimed Flynn. What could possibly be the good news?"

The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic Lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 60's, and we feel you are entitled to a share of the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"

The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
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Old 10-30-2017, 10:48 AM   #2
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Old 10-30-2017, 12:41 PM   #3
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LOL.....
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Old 10-30-2017, 02:53 PM   #4
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Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
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Old 10-31-2017, 08:46 AM   #5
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Hahahaha
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Old 11-01-2017, 02:39 PM   #7
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