Trophy Big Mouth

[Toad Patrol]

"Dick Fabulous" ? Shameless self promotion or dissapointing misnomer? Retired Elvis or Richard Nixon imatator? Ha! Pappy wanted to name me that too, but Mamma kicked him in the balls.
Sounds like your getting ready to do some serious Big Mouth "Bass" hunting. Glitter must be solid gold to highlight your Dolly Parton wig. Carpet? Purple shag, one word: Superfly! Fly the rainbow Jolly Rodger and have Elton John on the boom box. This way we can see you coming from far away. If you plan to go in the Ocean, don't firget to paint a picture of a cute baby seal on the bottom of your kayak. You could meet new and exciting friends that way....
I hear the Big Mouth are biting on lake West Hollywood right now!!!
Go Get em Dick!
Ouch,
Scott