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Tman · 02-10-2010, 06:03 PM

Simple solution for a comeback to those, less fortunate...

Ask him if his wife knows that he borrowed her pants, then add 'I bet her arse looks much nicer in them'...

I got a ticket one time in DM by a 6'5" meter douche, I was a minute too late, I asked him if his boyfriend was as tall as him...when he asked 'What did you just say', I told him that he must be the beyotch in the relationship, your boyfriend must be as tall as you since you borrowed his pants. Does he call you Rita?

True to form, he called in the deputies...they couldn't believe I said that to him...

bellcon · 02-10-2010, 07:07 PM

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I was a minute too late, I asked him if his boyfriend was as tall as him...when he asked 'What did you just say', I told him that he must be the beyotch in the relationship, your boyfriend must be as tall as you since you borrowed his pants. Does he call you Rita?

dsafety · 02-10-2010, 08:24 PM

So TMan, what did they charge you with, insulting a meterman without a permit? Those permits cost the same as the parking ticket and are sold at a kiosk in an alley near the shores every second Thursday.

Seriously though, I am all for obeying the law and all that, but like most of us I got tagged for parking on the wrong side of the street at 0-dark-thirty one Thursday morning. Sure, I should have read the sign but it was dark and I had no clue that the signs were there. It was my bad and I paid the fine without a fight. It still pisses me off though.

I keep hearing that we do not have enough cops on the street to stop crime but they aways seem to find time to do enforce this kind of piddly stuff. Of course, this brings in money and catching bad guys costs money. I guess in the end, everything comes down to money doesn't it?

Bob

02-10-2010, 06:03 PM	#1
Tman BRTF...bought & paid... Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,247	Simple solution for a comeback to those, less fortunate... Ask him if his wife knows that he borrowed her pants, then add 'I bet her arse looks much nicer in them'... I got a ticket one time in DM by a 6'5" meter douche, I was a minute too late, I asked him if his boyfriend was as tall as him...when he asked 'What did you just say', I told him that he must be the beyotch in the relationship, your boyfriend must be as tall as you since you borrowed his pants. Does he call you Rita? True to form, he called in the deputies...they couldn't believe I said that to him... __________________ Adios Tman Gaffer for Clay the Fishcatcher

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02-10-2010, 08:24 PM	#3
dsafety Olivenhain Bob Join Date: May 2008 Location: Olivenhain, CA Posts: 1,122	So TMan, what did they charge you with, insulting a meterman without a permit? Those permits cost the same as the parking ticket and are sold at a kiosk in an alley near the shores every second Thursday. Seriously though, I am all for obeying the law and all that, but like most of us I got tagged for parking on the wrong side of the street at 0-dark-thirty one Thursday morning. Sure, I should have read the sign but it was dark and I had no clue that the signs were there. It was my bad and I paid the fine without a fight. It still pisses me off though. I keep hearing that we do not have enough cops on the street to stop crime but they aways seem to find time to do enforce this kind of piddly stuff. Of course, this brings in money and catching bad guys costs money. I guess in the end, everything comes down to money doesn't it? Bob