OMG!!!!!

[tagyak]

Originally Posted by Handymansd

"why don't I just go buy it"? ROFLOL

this is truly very funny. our society has gotten so conditioned that most people don't realize that the meat that they eat actually was alive and had to be butchered before it got to vons.

[PapaDave]

Indeed... they don't have a clue.

[jorluivil]

Best one yet........where'd you catch that?

[Handymansd]

Originally Posted by jorluivil

Best one yet........where'd you catch that?

Found it in my toilet, just thought I would bring it down here to release it.

Here's your sign...

[jerr-dog]

Originally Posted by Handymansd

Found it in my toilet, just thought I would bring it down here to release it.

Here's your sign...

LOL Ha Ha Ha HA this had me going for a good couple of min's. Wow it's getting late. Funny shit.

[StinkyMatt]

Best one ever:

Buddy of mine has two WSB next to his kayak on the beach...Two elderly women approach:

Lady 1 "Are those Blue Fin Tuna?"

Me "Well, yes those are Blue Fin Tuna....."

Lady 1 "I KNEW it! I really know my fish."

The ladies walk away all proud of themselves for being experts on sea life......

I'm standing there trying not to bust a gut watching my friends cracking up in the background.....

[jorluivil]

Originally Posted by jorluivil

Best one yet........where'd you catch that?

I didn't catch. It commited suicide by hanging itself from my hook and ripping its own gills out.

[bus kid]

Originally Posted by Handymansd

On the other hand gotta love all those bikini clad tourists that pose for pics, they can clog up my beach, climb in my truck, touch my fish, ask dumb questions, or hell... I will take them on a kayak tour myself!

"tourists that pose for pics"
Imagine a grown man asking to take pics with your fish.
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Originally Posted by Handymansd

Found it in my toilet, just thought I would bring it down here to release it.

Here's your sign...

lmfao

[jorluivil]

Originally Posted by bus kid

"tourists that pose for pics"
Imagine a grown man asking to take pics with your fish.

I think StinkyMatt has one of those pics

[tagyak]

fish porn is always better with hot chicks

[jorluivil]

#29 is my new favorite lucky number

[maui jim]

Originally Posted by jorluivil

Best one yet........where'd you catch that?

I always answer that one... "If you catch it you can let it go..."

"and since its dead, I harvested it",

I get asked that every deer season.

Besides, it's real hard to find one of this size out of the package wrapper....

[Tman]

Originally Posted by jorluivil

Best one yet........where'd you catch that?

Caught a nice size Thresher back in the day, tourist on the beach asked me where I caught it...said, "Um, where were you swimming?"

To get the most puzzled looks though, now when someone asks me what kind of fish I catch out there, I tell them mostly catfish, occasionally grouper...most of the time they can't tell if I'm serious or not...

[embo]

Originally Posted by jorluivil

Best one yet........where'd you catch that?

I rescued it from the jaws of a rabid Baby Harbor Seal. I had to sock him in the eye to get it...think he'll live??? The fish I mean.

[jorluivil]

Originally Posted by embo

I rescued it from the jaws of a rabid Baby Harbor Seal. I had to sock him in the eye to get it...think he'll live??? The fish I mean.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA