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Old 09-27-2020, 07:08 AM   #1
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Let's have a chuckle

This is translation from a Turkish joke.

Urine analysis:
If you pee on a tree and the ants show up, you have diabetes,
If it dries very quickly, you have high blood pressure,
If it smells like meat, you have high cholestroal,
If you pee before you un-zip your pants, you have Alzhimer’s,
If you cannot grab the tree, you have Parkinson’s,
If instead of tree, you wet your foot, you have prostate,
If you cannot smell your urine, you have Covid-19.
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Old 09-28-2020, 12:13 PM   #2
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If you pee in a bottle you’re a kayak fisherman.
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Old 09-28-2020, 01:31 PM   #3
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If you pee in a bottle you’re a kayak fisherman.
A Truck Driver.
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Old 09-29-2020, 07:24 PM   #4
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If you pee in a bottle you’re a kayak fisherman.


Naaaah, lean back & play Fireboat.
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