How not to launch - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

ultimatejay · 09-16-2016, 05:32 PM

Now this is painful to watch- sorry if it's been posted https://youtu.be/fpWr1rLO5WY

ultimatejay · 09-16-2016, 06:05 PM

Dick move on the camera guy- I would have ran down and helped the poor guy geez

Mr. NiceGuy · 09-19-2016, 10:11 AM

It would be fun to make a video like that.

Lots of yard sale debris to float around, hither and thither, including beer cans. (I know, unopened beer cans don't float, but it's a nice visual.)

A couple more bobbing ice chests of odd sizes and colors.

Lose your shoe like Hillary, lose your hat, lose your pants, bust open your tackle box and lose the contents, hit your head on a rock, break your rod in half, then plop down on the beach like a humiliated and broken man ... only to be smashed by one more big wave.

Then a scruffy beach dog sniffing around lifts his leg and pees on you.

Zoom in on a shark's dorsal fin just past the breakers.

Hook, line and sinker.

jpp9565 · 09-19-2016, 07:56 PM

Dude- sell your kayak and learn to fish from the pier. Dummy!

east county dirtbag · 09-20-2016, 06:31 PM

I got cross-eyed like Hillary watching that video... it almost made me head Bob uncontrollably

HobieOneCanoebe · 09-21-2016, 11:08 AM

hahah

HobieOneCanoebe · 09-21-2016, 11:10 AM

he should learn to surf before surf launching..when he let his kayak go out infront of him and it came back and hit him

I see alot of that in Waikiki with the surf schools

walkonwater · 09-22-2016, 10:53 AM

Cue the Benny Hill music and play at 1.5x speed. Drink some milk and shoot it out of your nose.

jruiz · 09-22-2016, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatejay

Dick move on the camera guy- I would have ran down and helped the poor guy geez

He's disabled

09-16-2016, 05:32 PM	#1
ultimatejay Member Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 96	How not to launch Now this is painful to watch- sorry if it's been posted https://youtu.be/fpWr1rLO5WY

09-19-2016, 10:11 AM	#3
Mr. NiceGuy Manic for Life Join Date: May 2015 Location: San Diego Posts: 838	It would be fun to make a video like that. Lots of yard sale debris to float around, hither and thither, including beer cans. (I know, unopened beer cans don't float, but it's a nice visual.) A couple more bobbing ice chests of odd sizes and colors. Lose your shoe like Hillary, lose your hat, lose your pants, bust open your tackle box and lose the contents, hit your head on a rock, break your rod in half, then plop down on the beach like a humiliated and broken man ... only to be smashed by one more big wave. Then a scruffy beach dog sniffing around lifts his leg and pees on you. Zoom in on a shark's dorsal fin just past the breakers. Hook, line and sinker. __________________ Another ho-hum day in Paradise Last edited by Mr. NiceGuy; 09-19-2016 at 11:13 PM.

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09-16-2016, 06:05 PM	#2
ultimatejay Member Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 96	Dick move on the camera guy- I would have ran down and helped the poor guy geez

09-19-2016, 07:56 PM	#4
jpp9565 Member Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 46	Dude- sell your kayak and learn to fish from the pier. Dummy!

09-20-2016, 06:31 PM	#5
east county dirtbag Member Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 34	I got cross-eyed like Hillary watching that video... it almost made me head Bob uncontrollably

09-21-2016, 11:08 AM	#6
HobieOneCanoebe Senior Member Join Date: May 2016 Location: Encinitas Posts: 200	hahah

09-21-2016, 11:10 AM	#7
HobieOneCanoebe Senior Member Join Date: May 2016 Location: Encinitas Posts: 200	he should learn to surf before surf launching..when he let his kayak go out infront of him and it came back and hit him I see alot of that in Waikiki with the surf schools

09-22-2016, 10:53 AM	#8
walkonwater Junior Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 8	Cue the Benny Hill music and play at 1.5x speed. Drink some milk and shoot it out of your nose.