as kayakers you get it better - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

sasha · 10-06-2011, 08:20 AM

A fishing boat ran into trouble last week about 100 miles
off shore. Despite the efforts of everyone aboard, the boat
was lost. The people were left floating in their life vests.
The sharks were assigned to the case.

The two responding sharks were father and son. As they
approached the people, the father told his son to stop a
moment for instructions. He said, "Son, we need to go about
this in a methodical way. First, we circle the people with
just a bit of our fins showing."

The son replies, "Uh, huh. And then?"

"And then, we circle again but with half of our fins
showing."

"Okay. Then what?"

"Then, we circle a last time, with our fins fully out of the
water and displaying our teeth and huge mouths."

The son asks, "But Dad, isn't it easier to just go straight
in and eat them all up?"

"No, son. Trust me on this. They taste much better with all
the poop scared out of them."

blitzburgh · 10-06-2011, 09:00 AM

Hehehehe! That's pretty good.

ChefT · 10-06-2011, 09:40 AM

Nice.....

10-06-2011, 08:20 AM	#1
sasha Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 275	as kayakers you get it better A fishing boat ran into trouble last week about 100 miles off shore. Despite the efforts of everyone aboard, the boat was lost. The people were left floating in their life vests. The sharks were assigned to the case. The two responding sharks were father and son. As they approached the people, the father told his son to stop a moment for instructions. He said, "Son, we need to go about this in a methodical way. First, we circle the people with just a bit of our fins showing." The son replies, "Uh, huh. And then?" "And then, we circle again but with half of our fins showing." "Okay. Then what?" "Then, we circle a last time, with our fins fully out of the water and displaying our teeth and huge mouths." The son asks, "But Dad, isn't it easier to just go straight in and eat them all up?" "No, son. Trust me on this. They taste much better with all the poop scared out of them."

10-06-2011, 09:00 AM	#2
blitzburgh Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Menifee Posts: 2,509	Hehehehe! That's pretty good. __________________ ”The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it.” ~Thomas Jefferson.........maybe

10-06-2011, 09:40 AM	#3
ChefT Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: SD Posts: 216	Nice.....