wife messed up my brand new kayak - Page 3 - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Sir LJ · 03-19-2015, 12:26 AM

damn u guys really play some mind games with your wives huh lol

wiredantz · 03-19-2015, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Sdspeed

Honey, how'd ya tear up so many pairs of your favorite shoes?

https://youtu.be/433ZGTBE3JM

funny!

PapaDave · 03-19-2015, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by benichi

you guys made me feel better.. but dont tell the wife im riding this one out she just told me in a text from her work that she put a boo boo on my kayak and she was sorry.. i responded "WHAT!!" THEN SAID I WAS GOING OUT TO LOOK. AND I HAVE NOT RESPONDED TO HER... she is proabably freaking out!!!

Score some points, tell her it's no big deal and that you love her.

My kayak has so many scars I don't even keep track anymore. Yours will too, so accept it.

benichi · 03-19-2015, 02:32 PM

last night in bed she told me i could buy a new one if i needed to!!!

wiredantz · 03-19-2015, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by benichi

last night in bed she told me i could buy a new one if i needed to!!!

bwahahaha, whos advice did you follow?

benichi · 03-19-2015, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by wiredantz

bwahahaha, whos advice did you follow?

i just let her stew till she got home. then just gave her the extremely sad look.. she actually started crying and came and sat on my lap hugging me.. it was pretty sad to see...

h2ofishfo · 03-19-2015, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by benichi

i just let her stew till she got home. then just gave her the extremely sad look.. she actually started crying and came and sat on my lap hugging me.. it was pretty sad to see...

oh bro she pulled the CLASSIC double guilt trip hahhah seen that a million times screw the kayak it's fine torium HG came out have her grease the bearings with those tears

makobob · 03-19-2015, 03:16 PM

My wife reads some of these threads on BWE, hope yours does not find it.

Caseym · 03-19-2015, 08:39 PM

You store your Kayak in the kitchen?

benichi · 03-19-2015, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Caseym

You store your Kayak in the kitchen?

oh man this had me rolling!!!!!

Caseym · 03-19-2015, 08:49 PM

Seriously though...cut out some small pieces of an old (clean)"Tide" bottle. Get a big ass metal spoon, put the pieces in it, hold with vise grips (and a hot mitt), melt the orange plastic pieces on the stovetop, pour 'em into the grooves, as it cools smooth with a putty knife. Be sure and prop your yak up on its side so the wife's scars are pointed skyward.

jruiz · 03-19-2015, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Caseym

Seriously though...cut out some small pieces of an old (clean)"Tide" bottle. Get a big ass metal spoon, put the pieces in it, hold with vise grips (and a hot mitt), melt the orange plastic pieces on the stovetop, pour 'em into the grooves, as it cools smooth with a putty knife. Be sure and prop your yak up on its side so the wife's scars are pointed skyward.

Not all plastics are created equal. Most bottles and plastic containers you run into are HDPE(my orange and my yellow tide bottles at home are HDPE). Hobies are HDPE.

Many other kayak manufactures use LDPE. LDPE can melt up to 100 degrees lower than HDPE. Being that his is so easily dented and prone to scratches, I'd be willing to bet it's LLDPE. The method mentioned above could potentially burn a hole through his kayak.

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Sir LJ Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Downey Posts: 87	damn u guys really play some mind games with your wives huh lol

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Caseym Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Temecula Posts: 194	You store your Kayak in the kitchen?

03-19-2015, 08:49 PM	#51
Caseym Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Temecula Posts: 194	Seriously though...cut out some small pieces of an old (clean)"Tide" bottle. Get a big ass metal spoon, put the pieces in it, hold with vise grips (and a hot mitt), melt the orange plastic pieces on the stovetop, pour 'em into the grooves, as it cools smooth with a putty knife. Be sure and prop your yak up on its side so the wife's scars are pointed skyward.