The month of May... - Page 2 - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

The Kid · 05-29-2011, 11:53 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALIBUT!!! Who gives a s#!t about those damn things! Hours spent only to have a battle at the end of your rod, end in 2 min.

People say WSB are gay, HALIBUT are gayer! Actually they're both gay. I laugh with thought of you just sitting on the prangler waiting for one bite from a fish you can't see! Let's see you pull it off in two more days

GBF · 05-29-2011, 12:08 PM

Nice read as always.........and very nice

my friend!!

GBF

THE DARKHORSE · 05-29-2011, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Kid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALIBUT!!! Who gives a s#!t about those damn things! Hours spent only to have a battle at the end of your rod, end in 2 min.

People say WSB are gay, HALIBUT are gayer! Actually they're both gay. I laugh with thought of you just sitting on the prangler waiting for one bite from a fish you can't see! Let's see you pull it off in two more days

Yes, while the HDS is great for locating structure and miniscule grass beds---it's not like I'm running over meter-marks with schools of fish below the boat. And you're right; my Kaenons don't help much trying to look 80' down. The Halibut are lucky in that regard.

And Bellcon, believe me I tried. I referred to my Halibut recon missions this month as the Halibut curse. Something different went wrong each time I targeted them. One trip, my bait-pump died less than a minute after I plugged the tank with Sardines from the bait barge (six miles short of my intended destination). This was the first time I've bought bait in years. All of which were dead by the time I made it to the spot. Another trip I lost my intake tube, which has never happened before. Another trip I forgot my Mirage Drive with the Pro Angler. Which is something I haven't done in a very long time. I'm talking straight up booby-trap $h!t!!!

I'm with The Kid on this one; all that work just to wind in a wet sock for thirty seconds?

Tandem Assassin · 05-30-2011, 04:50 AM

[QUOTE=THE DARKHORSE;85069]Yes, while the HDS is great for locating structure and miniscule grass beds---it's not like I'm running over meter-marks with schools of fish below the boat. And you're right; my Kaenons don't help much trying to look 80' down. The Halibut are lucky in that regard.

I have seen this ending before and it isn't pretty...

05-30-2011, 06:50 PM

Josh is a superhuman fisherman. But storytelling? Let me
tell you: He's one of the best.

Here's why. The story is never ending. You think you've just
read a fish report. It's no fish report.

All I read is, "I fish, I surf, I fish, I surf"

However, if I were a halibut, I'd high-tail it out of La Jolla, pronto.

Mtobolsky · 05-30-2011, 10:10 PM

Dude! Your stories are great but I can't read.... I like pictures, they say a thousand words so I'll comment on what I saw. Nice freakin' yellow, sweet slug of a dubby S B, that is pretty white lipstick you got there and next time bring extra tampons, you made a mess of yourself....... Or was that you just trying out the new Hobie handlebars!!!!!! YYyyeeeeeaaaahhhhh Josh!

Regor · 05-31-2011, 05:24 AM

Nice fish. And from the pics, I'd say caught earlier in May, cause the water hasn't been that flat for a while

THE DARKHORSE · 05-31-2011, 01:58 PM

When there's large waves lined up out to see and you're on a vessel that supposedly isn't designed for surf launching in the first place---the fish could care less about the challenges before you.

Never give up!

JoeBeck · 05-31-2011, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE DARKHORSE

When there's large waves lined up out to see and you're on a vessel that supposedly isn't designed for surf launching in the first place---the fish could care less about the challenges before you.

Never give up!

Now go put it on the WCW thread!

Hypoxic1 · 05-31-2011, 02:09 PM

Wondered how long he could go without posting that pancake......Nice landing, Pruitt

Tandem Assassin · 05-31-2011, 02:13 PM

I could see that one coming from a mile away. Now if I could only see the fish as quickly..

tagyak · 05-31-2011, 02:32 PM

we all love a happy ending! congrats

RK · 05-31-2011, 02:59 PM

WELL DONE!!!

Can I borrow that thing for my front porch?
I knew this was coming...
I bet that girl dressed up real nice in a beurre blanc sauce.

Caballito · 05-31-2011, 03:53 PM

Move along folks, move along...nothing here to see. You're killin me!

-scallywag- · 05-31-2011, 03:58 PM

Looks like the "stubborn mule" is mighty proud of his "wet sock"...

UNBELIEVABLE!!!

flydigital · 05-31-2011, 04:04 PM

Haha, classic.

Congrats on the slam and that awesome flatty.

bellcon · 05-31-2011, 04:32 PM

The Question:

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Kid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALIBUT!!! Who gives a s#!t about those damn things!

The Answer:

That may not be as nice as your current screen saver Josh...
But it will do
It will do quite nicely!

Respect the flat kind!
Put away the Kaenons
It's a different kind of "sight" fishing

+

= nice fish, way to go, blah blah blah

+

= SLAMOLA!

Congrats on being the DARKHORSE again Josh

(you actually had me worried for a second there.. talking about giving up and all

)

sharonkayak · 05-31-2011, 04:51 PM

way to go

Ill put my money on the darkhorse...

are these fish mail order or do you get them from somewhere local?

point loma seafood?

knightnsd · 05-31-2011, 04:53 PM

Josh, I was thinking someone needs to be along with you to "verify" the recent catches you posted. I have decided that I will be the philanthropist and donate my time to follow you around to stamp the authenticity of each fish. I will have a fishing pole in one hand and a camera in the other!!

bigbarrels · 05-31-2011, 05:04 PM

nice! Congrats

05-29-2011, 12:08 PM	#22
GBF Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Huntington Beach CA Posts: 323	Nice read as always.........and very nice my friend!! GBF __________________ "Just keep going out....it's better than staying Home"

05-30-2011, 04:50 AM	#24
Tandem Assassin Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 290	[QUOTE=THE DARKHORSE;85069]Yes, while the HDS is great for locating structure and miniscule grass beds---it's not like I'm running over meter-marks with schools of fish below the boat. And you're right; my Kaenons don't help much trying to look 80' down. The Halibut are lucky in that regard. I have seen this ending before and it isn't pretty... Last edited by Tandem Assassin; 05-30-2011 at 09:33 AM.

05-30-2011, 06:50 PM	#25
yani Guest Posts: n/a	It's no kayak, it's a bag of tricks... Josh is a superhuman fisherman. But storytelling? Let me tell you: He's one of the best. Here's why. The story is never ending. You think you've just read a fish report. It's no fish report. All I read is, "I fish, I surf, I fish, I surf" However, if I were a halibut, I'd high-tail it out of La Jolla, pronto.

05-31-2011, 01:58 PM	#28
THE DARKHORSE Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Seven minutes from the launch! Posts: 987	Just remember... When there's large waves lined up out to see and you're on a vessel that supposedly isn't designed for surf launching in the first place---the fish could care less about the challenges before you. Never give up! __________________

05-31-2011, 02:09 PM	#30
Hypoxic1 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Oceanside Posts: 215	Knew it............ Wondered how long he could go without posting that pancake......Nice landing, Pruitt

05-29-2011, 11:53 AM	#21
The Kid Loves Surface Irons Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego Posts: 455	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALIBUT!!! Who gives a s#!t about those damn things! Hours spent only to have a battle at the end of your rod, end in 2 min. People say WSB are gay, HALIBUT are gayer! Actually they're both gay. I laugh with thought of you just sitting on the prangler waiting for one bite from a fish you can't see! Let's see you pull it off in two more days

05-30-2011, 10:10 PM	#26
Mtobolsky Loves his member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 122	Dude! Your stories are great but I can't read.... I like pictures, they say a thousand words so I'll comment on what I saw. Nice freakin' yellow, sweet slug of a dubby S B, that is pretty white lipstick you got there and next time bring extra tampons, you made a mess of yourself....... Or was that you just trying out the new Hobie handlebars!!!!!! YYyyeeeeeaaaahhhhh Josh!

05-31-2011, 05:24 AM	#27
Regor Greg Join Date: May 2010 Location: Chula Vista, ca Posts: 509	Nice fish. And from the pics, I'd say caught earlier in May, cause the water hasn't been that flat for a while

05-31-2011, 02:13 PM	#31
Tandem Assassin Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 290	Could See It Coming I could see that one coming from a mile away. Now if I could only see the fish as quickly..

05-31-2011, 02:32 PM	#32
tagyak Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Alhambra Posts: 506	we all love a happy ending! congrats

05-31-2011, 02:59 PM	#33
RK Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 736	WELL DONE!!! Can I borrow that thing for my front porch? I knew this was coming... I bet that girl dressed up real nice in a beurre blanc sauce.

05-31-2011, 03:53 PM	#34
Caballito Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 42	Move along folks, move along...nothing here to see. You're killin me! __________________ Caballito

05-31-2011, 03:58 PM	#35
-scallywag- Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: on the road... Posts: 598	Looks like the "stubborn mule" is mighty proud of his "wet sock"... UNBELIEVABLE!!!

05-31-2011, 04:04 PM	#36
flydigital Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 192	Haha, classic. Congrats on the slam and that awesome flatty.

05-31-2011, 04:51 PM	#38
sharonkayak Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 217	way to go Ill put my money on the darkhorse... are these fish mail order or do you get them from somewhere local? point loma seafood?

05-31-2011, 04:53 PM	#39
knightnsd Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Rancho San Diego, California Posts: 32	NIce fish Josh Josh, I was thinking someone needs to be along with you to "verify" the recent catches you posted. I have decided that I will be the philanthropist and donate my time to follow you around to stamp the authenticity of each fish. I will have a fishing pole in one hand and a camera in the other!!

05-31-2011, 05:04 PM	#40
bigbarrels Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Vista Posts: 1,111	nice! Congrats __________________ The shorter you are, the bigger your fish appear