It is the Pacific Ocean, right?
There's fish there; there's Sharks there.
Lots of them.
Judging by the photo, it's either a 1,200 lb Tuna or a Great White Shark.
I don't know whether to go surfing or fishing---I guess I'll have to do both.
...next week, a Seagull will make the news for stealing a Shrimp cocktail off the patio of the Chart House.