Broke off today at LJ

[vincentek9]

well.. there are several ways of landing a shark depending on how confident you feel. if you KNOW you will be keeping it and eating him later.. here are the steps.

batshit crazy: powerhouse it to the yak, grab its tail when its still angry, stab it in the head a few times, grab its head and yell at it, tie rope on its tail, tie other end to back of kayak, slit its gills, drag it back to shore.

very confident: tire it out, get it close to yak, turn it around, grab his tail, yank it half way on yak, tie its tail up, tie other end on back of yak, slit its gills, paddle back home while it bleeds out.

semi confident: get it REALLLY tired, then it get even more tired, then hold grab its tail and yak it half way on the yak, and let it sit there not moving so it cant breathe, then do what the confident guy does

semi scared: tire it out, get it close to the yak, attempt to remove hook or cut line as close to hook as possible, let it swim away.

scared shitless: find out its a shark, cut the line loose or attempt to braek it off.