I beat a seal

[bus kid]

Originally Posted by Baja_Traveler

The best option here is to just make the thread go away...

[Insert foot in mouth picture here:]

Why, because someone SAID something you didnt like.
I have countless run ins with various types of sea life that has needed to be deterred, I dont believe in harming it but if the need arises to use force to protect myself I will. Try taking a 8 year old out on a tandem and having a seal jump on the back not once but twice, both times I shot it with a paintball marker in the side and it came back. I had to radio the harbour patrol for assistance, at which point they actually tied the seal to their boat an towed it away from us. every time I tag a seal with the paint ball marker I don't feel bad at all either.

Originally Posted by lowprofile

With my paddle as it tried to eat my fish bleeding on the game clip , then kicked it on its forehead.


I don't feel bad at all.

Thinking of rigging a boning knife to a stick.