Joke of the Day - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

WildernessWanker · 01-07-2014, 07:12 AM

Absolutely awesome! This made my morning.

Cadillyak · 01-07-2014, 08:24 AM

Just what I needed. LOL!

GR6RR · 01-07-2014, 09:26 AM

awesome! but what happened with the wife? ROFL....

J3FFro · 01-07-2014, 09:55 AM

Forget the wife, the hole in the kayak takes priority..

wiredantz · 01-07-2014, 01:07 PM

Two days before the group is to leave Mooch's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Mooch's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the friends get to the camping site only to find Mooch sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday! Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"

I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want."

Here I am!

makobob · 01-07-2014, 01:21 PM

NICE

WildernessWanker · 01-07-2014, 01:53 PM

I'm loving the jokes!

01-07-2014, 08:24 AM	#2
Cadillyak Team Get $$ Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 841	Just what I needed. LOL! __________________ The "Y" is silent 2012 Olive PA 12 2011 Papaya Outback

01-07-2014, 09:26 AM	#3
GR6RR Lucky Fisher Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: too far inland Posts: 366	awesome! but what happened with the wife? ROFL.... __________________

01-07-2014, 01:07 PM	#5
wiredantz Currently @ MLO Territory Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Under the Shadow Posts: 2,290	Group of Kayakers spend weeks planning the perfect going away camping and fishing trip for Mooch Two days before the group is to leave Mooch's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Mooch's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the friends get to the camping site only to find Mooch sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire. "Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday! Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want." Here I am! __________________ Team: Disbanded You only have one chance in this life...make the right decision(s)...so you don't regret it

01-07-2014, 01:21 PM	#6
makobob Baitless on Baja Join Date: May 2013 Location: Vista California, Gonzaga, San Quintin, Asuncion, Mag Bay Posts: 4,250	NICE __________________ http://www.mako-ville.com Home 760-630-4470 Cell 760-520-2514 YES YOU CAN

01-07-2014, 07:12 AM	#1
WildernessWanker WildernessWanker Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 345	Absolutely awesome! This made my morning.

01-07-2014, 09:55 AM	#4
J3FFro Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Cali Posts: 120	Forget the wife, the hole in the kayak takes priority..

01-07-2014, 01:53 PM	#7
WildernessWanker WildernessWanker Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 345	I'm loving the jokes!