DP today... DURING WORK HOURS??? - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Big T · 03-12-2014, 07:38 PM

Nah... the weather was perfect! Wind was really slow... Saw a shit load of false killer whales that I thought were dolphins at first!! Awesome!!! Went right by. Probably won't see THAT again!

PE.rider · 03-12-2014, 11:53 PM

~~NOTICE~~

It looks like someone broke into your BWE accounts and posted false reports about you guys fishing.

We know this NEVER happened from the syslog reports on the server...

Though the Photoshop pics look incriminating, your head looks like it was matted and stitched, and pasted on.

Just goes to show how those Eastern European hackers have too much time on their hands making hard-working Americans look like they'd rather be fishing than contributing to their companies' bottom-line. Shame on those hackers...

God Bless the USA!!!!

PE.rider · 03-13-2014, 10:40 PM

Losing my touch at humor... I'll stick to fishing then.

Big T · 03-14-2014, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by PE.rider

Losing my touch at humor... I'll stick to fishing then.

But what if you've lost your touch at fishing?? Then what?? All is lost!!

I think I got the joke... but it was just TOO funny is all. So funny nobody knew how to respond.... Yeah... that's it. Too funny.

PE.rider · 03-14-2014, 11:24 AM

Lol. Not good at fishing either... still worth trying

Concocting the joke is always funnier after crawling back from an evening at the pub... The crowd there is also at a handicap in terms of sense of humor

...

Drink 6 beers and read it again... not funny? Drink 6 more beers
... still not funny? Keep drinking until it doesn't matter anymore.

PE.rider · 03-14-2014, 11:30 AM

Me thinks I was going for the setup of plausible deniability for you guys in case your employers saw the post... it is only funny to those of us who have played hookie to do what we do on that plastic...

Maybe I'll see you at DP next month when I play hookie... You can grab a brewski from my cooler.

Big T · 03-14-2014, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PE.rider

Me thinks I was going for the setup of plausible deniability for you guys in case your employers saw the post... it is only funny to those of us who have played hookie to do what we do on that plastic...

Maybe I'll see you at DP next month when I play hookie... You can grab a brewski from my cooler.

Ahhhh... see, it all makes sense. I have only had 3 beers, but now I get it!!!

Ok... Joke lesson for the day: Instead of starting the joke with "~~NOTICE~~" Try starting off with "~~NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYERS~~" And then reword it as a warning that any fishing reports seen on this website within the last three days have been the product of thread terrorism!!! All posts have been fabricated by hackers from the Ukraine.

... The REAL comedy is that it took me almost 3 full minutes to find the "~" key!! I was like,"WTF?? Where the fawk is it??!!!"

Gerry · 03-13-2014, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PE.rider

~~NOTICE~~

It looks like someone broke into your BWE accounts and posted false reports about you guys fishing.

We know this NEVER happened from the syslog reports on the server...

Though the Photoshop pics look incriminating, your head looks like it was matted and stitched, and pasted on.

Just goes to show how those Eastern European hackers have too much time on their hands making hard-working Americans look like they'd rather be fishing than contributing to their companies' bottom-line. Shame on those hackers...

God Bless the USA!!!!

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03-12-2014, 07:38 PM	#1
Big T Member, You Member! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Lake Forest Posts: 254	Nah... the weather was perfect! Wind was really slow... Saw a shit load of false killer whales that I thought were dolphins at first!! Awesome!!! Went right by. Probably won't see THAT again!

03-12-2014, 11:53 PM	#2
PE.rider Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: OC, CA Posts: 234	~~NOTICE~~ It looks like someone broke into your BWE accounts and posted false reports about you guys fishing. We know this NEVER happened from the syslog reports on the server... Though the Photoshop pics look incriminating, your head looks like it was matted and stitched, and pasted on. Just goes to show how those Eastern European hackers have too much time on their hands making hard-working Americans look like they'd rather be fishing than contributing to their companies' bottom-line. Shame on those hackers... God Bless the USA!!!!

03-13-2014, 10:40 PM	#3
PE.rider Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: OC, CA Posts: 234	Losing my touch at humor... I'll stick to fishing then.

03-14-2014, 11:24 AM	#5
PE.rider Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: OC, CA Posts: 234	Lol. Not good at fishing either... still worth trying Concocting the joke is always funnier after crawling back from an evening at the pub... The crowd there is also at a handicap in terms of sense of humor ... Drink 6 beers and read it again... not funny? Drink 6 more beers ... still not funny? Keep drinking until it doesn't matter anymore.

03-14-2014, 11:30 AM	#6
PE.rider Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: OC, CA Posts: 234	Me thinks I was going for the setup of plausible deniability for you guys in case your employers saw the post... it is only funny to those of us who have played hookie to do what we do on that plastic... Maybe I'll see you at DP next month when I play hookie... You can grab a brewski from my cooler.