Yeah, And Monkey's Will Fly Out of My Butt - Kayak Fishing Adventures on Big Water’s Edge

Tman · 11-27-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by rossman

Let me begin by saying that I am Zed's roommate and also his long suffering Dad. Since Zed was laid off around Labor Day, his life has consisted of fishing whenever he feels like it; mountain biking whenever feels like it, and generally thriving in his unemployment. This particular adventure began when he decided that it was "too cold " to go yaking with me one Wed. morning. By the next day, he had booked his trip to the East Cape and by the next Thurs. he was gone.

PLEASE! PLEASE!! IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING THAT IS SACRED AND HOLY, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THIS KID A JOB, SO WE DO NOT HAVE TO ENDURE THIS TORTURE ANY LONGER.

I warn you that these reports will not stop until he has something else to occupy his time. On any day, any of you could log in to this site and you could find yet another journal of his escapades, and we'll all spend days wondering about doubting the value of our own existence.

Stop him before he fishes again!!!!

Thank you for your consideration on this matter.

The Rossman

PS Zed was not home when I got home from work last night, which is not really unusual, but it sent me in a panic. I tore the house apart looking for his Passport, and I didn't find it. My plea may be a little late.

OK, now I am worried...if Clay ever sees this post, things could turn ugly, and he may grow up and pull a Zed....

Rossman, I say you start selling his gear.

Zed · 11-27-2007, 10:43 AM

Fine, I'm not saying shit to anyone, before, during, or after my trips.
I gave you fair warning and you all sent me to MEX alone.
F-U! Go catch a rockfish, or something.

Z

rossman · 11-27-2007, 11:26 AM

"Me thinks thou protests too much"

jscott · 11-27-2007, 02:25 PM

lol lol lol
Some drama added to this thread of excitement and adventure. Maybe you can make a movie or reality show!

How's that for a job? Everyone's happy!

Yaker 1 · 12-12-2007, 10:19 AM

Thanks for sharing. Sweet trip.

Corey · 12-12-2007, 04:47 PM

Nice report Zed. Sounds like an awesome trip. Cool to see Pinto is still there. When Kurt & I were there two years ago he stayed in our room.

lambadmin · 12-12-2007, 06:20 PM

Awesome report!!!

It would have been all over the front page fo sho had I seen it earlier...

12-12-2007, 04:47 PM	#6
Corey Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ...waaaay out there Posts: 794	Nice report Zed. Sounds like an awesome trip. Cool to see Pinto is still there. When Kurt & I were there two years ago he stayed in our room. __________________

11-27-2007, 10:43 AM	#2
Zed BANNED Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: W of 5 Posts: 1,265	Fine, I'm not saying shit to anyone, before, during, or after my trips. I gave you fair warning and you all sent me to MEX alone. F-U! Go catch a rockfish, or something. Z

11-27-2007, 11:26 AM	#3
rossman Marginally Irrelevant Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bahia Asuncion Posts: 936	"Me thinks thou protests too much"

11-27-2007, 02:25 PM	#4
jscott Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 138	lol lol lol Some drama added to this thread of excitement and adventure. Maybe you can make a movie or reality show! How's that for a job? Everyone's happy!

12-12-2007, 10:19 AM	#5
Yaker 1 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Rancho Bernardo Posts: 3	Thanks for sharing. Sweet trip.

12-12-2007, 06:20 PM	#7
lambadmin Spam Sanitation Dept Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,377	Awesome report!!! It would have been all over the front page fo sho had I seen it earlier...